Guys 18+: where do you stand compared to the average male?

[Weaselmonkey]

Is it just me or does the lack of data about their sample group lead you guys to believe this is just people who buy the magazine talking? Also, I feel 875$ on supplements and little dicks may be related

 

[jrubal1462]

Oh man, I've never felt so unremarkable. I'm 5'9", with a 34" waist. I'm 26 and my pushups, situps, and weight are between the 20's and 30's numbers. Resting heart rate of 52. I'm not about to go look for a tape measure to measure my chest, bicep, and wang.

How can the average mile time be THAT slow....that's absurd. I'm clearly a shining beacon of mediocrity, and I can hold about a 7.5 minute mile for 3-4 miles. Is it possible that everyone can do a few pushups, but people that don't run REALLY don't run?

 

[warm slurm]

I'm almost a foot shorter than the average (5'1"). Guess that means I'm not a manly man and I can't join the guys while they drink beer and watch Two and a Half Men.

Booo freakin' hooooo.

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

I'm 6'4" and can best be visually described as a human shaped stick. I'm pretty sure the average male doesn't have a bicep the size of a baguette.

 

[Dags90]

Ok, I hate to sound like I'm bragging but . . . 3 to 10 minutes? where the HELL did that statistic come from? I don't remember ever being "done" in less than an hour . . . and that was the night I "left the islands" if you catch my drift . . . there HAS to be something wrong with this . . .

not to mention the 45 inch chest, the 35 inch biceps . . . something is very wrong here

according to this poster the "average man" is 5 feet 9 inches tall, has a 5 inch dick, can't screw for more than 10 mins (at most) without getting tired out, has a GIANT chest and GIANT biceps and works out all the time.

Well then again, they do say that if all you work on is the muscles other things start to fall. Endurance at lifting or running is not the same as other forms of endurance . . . and average man at 17% body fat? shenanigans ladies and gentlemen. Shenanigans . . .

I think it's specifically referring to the time spent actually boinking vaginally/anally. When you include foreplay and such I'm sure it'd be longer. The chest measurement is for an inflated chest, presumably to limit the amount to which the people being measured could throw off the results. Also, it says 13" biceps, not 35 and is again flexed, to limit the amount people could throw things off presumably. And don't forget those people who have fat arms. 17% body fat isn't particularly unbelievable, considering the healthy range is 7-14% for adult men and your average American is overweight by a few pounds.

My fully inflated chest was 33.5"...confirming my freakishly small ribcage.

 

[TheModWolf]

1 pullup? I'm not going to be a weightlifter any time soon, but as a 17 year old who plays casual club sport I can comfortably do 10, as can everyone in my footy team. I dont believe half of these.

 

[tawmus]

Looking at those statistics, I'm morbidly obese with amazing cardio and superman strength. I am perplexed.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Well I'm going to round down to 5'9, so that would make me 5 inches taller. I also don't spend nearly that much money on vitamins. And my sex lasts longer than ten minutes. Where did they find these guys?

Oh, and I'm seriously overweight and I ran a 9:40 mile... so all of this sounds kind of weird to me.

And final edit: 5.08? Really? Damn that makes me feel good.

 

[WolfThomas]

I consider myself fit. I'm probably not. I spent at most $20 a year on calicium tablets because I'm lactose intolerant. I do not hang clothes on my fitness equipment (it's only weights and push-up handles). My heartbeat is exactly 60 a min. I do anywhere between 1hours exercise a week (weight training, pushups, situps) to roughly 6hours if you count walking to work everyday. I have not gained or lost any weight in the last year, though I have increased in bulk. I can average 0-2 pullups depending on the mood. I don't know how long I'll live, my mum's side lives to 90-100 but my dad's side has bowel cancer, I don't smoke nor drink to excess. I'm currently in the best shape of my life at 21 (which is a little sad). Never ran a mile that I know of. No idea about my muscle bulk, but generally it's been on the up. I am roughly 6ft tall (183cm). No idea of chest bulk nor muscle fat, bicep width. My waistline is around 105cm. My penis is roughly 6 and a half inches erect, while standing, could possibly be 1/2 to an inch longer if I lost some weight due to the padding around that area. It's about 5 inches in circumference. I always thought my penis was much smaller due to the amount of pubic hair and by measuring while sitting down (I'd advise against). This was a concern of mine especially apparent because my mother (the shameless hussy) had frequently made glowing references to my father's size. I'd don't have a large enough sample size for my sex time as they range from seconds while drunk to half an hour while hungover. My porn watching is at least 15min (time to find porn plus the length of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture). My orgasm seems to last a lifetime and blink of the eye at the same time while experiencing it. I would never rather work out than have sex. I weight 105kg. I can do at least 80 situps a min, at the most 15 situps a minute and I'm to poor to have a bench to press.

Looking at those statistics, I'm morbidly obese with amazing cardio and superman strength. I am perplexed.

Well fitness and thinness/fatness don't always correalate.

In what... state, I suppose... is the "average length" of 5 inches supposed to refer to? I mean, are we talking "at rest", or "active"?

I'd assume active. The variation is so large in the rest department, from remaining the same but floppy to almost going inside onself like a dog or cat. Don't judge, I did a Urology rotation.

 

[Klopy]

Hm. From this standpoint, I am pretty much lacking in most categories. At least I can be proud that I'm an Eagle Scout and probably have a I.Q. a little higher than average.

Still not fit, though.

Sadface.

 

[tawmus]

As for the sex thing, does that count time switching positions? Foreplay? Your partner? Too many variables.

 

[rathorn14]

Whew. I thought I was out of shape after years of my sedentary gaming lifestyle, only to find out I could out-perform most of those stats in the 8th grade, the exceptions being height/weight and bench press.

 

[Romblen]

The only stat I really paid attention to was the fitness. My mile is about 5 minutes faster than the average male. As far as push-ups and sit-ups go, I'm about the same. I also weigh 30 pounds less than the average for some one my age.

 

[WolfThomas]

The only stat I really paid attention to was the fitness. My mile is about 5 minutes faster than the average male. As far as push-ups and sit-ups go, I'm about the same.

Yeah...that's the only stat I care about also

 

[nin_ninja]

Ha! I weigh 225 and i can outrun the average man by 4 1/2 minutes.

I'm .8 inches taller than average...

My sex last SIX TIMES longer than the average?

Ok, now I know this is bullshit.

EDIT: According to this list, I am hideously overweight, out of shape, and should be dead. yet I can outperform the average man by considerable amounts in running, sit ups, and push ups (And sex).

Yes, bullshit.

You know that most men are overweight, under fit or unhealthy right. Most of these stats are true averages, but averages don't reflect well. You want the mode of guys, since that represents the most common stats. Really fit guys and guys in the 300lbs of fat throw the scale off.

 

[StBishop]

I don't consider myself physically fit. Although I did in Highschool, and I was.
I'm not fit.
I only have Berocca, so I don't think I spend anything on suppliments anually.
Don't own fitness equipment upon which any clothes could be hung.
I had 62 bpm.
I have no dedicated exercise time at all on holidays and about 1.5 - 3 hours a week durin semester.
I've no idea how much fat I gain anually.
I can do much more than 1 pull up.
I don't know my life expectancy.
I don't know what age I'll be most physically fit. I would guess it was at 17 so far but I'm only 20 so who knows?
I'll find a mile and time it if anyone is interested.
I weigh about 70kg the average converted to Kg is 76.20 for my age bracket.
44 situps in a minute rather than 40.
Only 5 push ups in 6 seconds rather than 33 in one minute, but I gave up due to (very old) shoulder injury and lack of upper body strength.
The bench press works out at about 81.6 Kg which I don't think I could do, I don't bench press though due to aforementioned injury.
I'm a little taller than 6'2"
My chest is > 40 inches but the tape measure only goes to 40 so like....
No idea what my body fat % is.
Biceps are only 12" around.
33.5" waist.
Won't discuss penis size on internet because no one will believe me even if I say it's only 3" and am comfortable with you all assuming whatever you want.

 

[-Ulven-]

Taller, Longer (down there) more durable in sex... still I'm no american Joe I'm A VIKING (Norwegian)

 

[MrMixelPixel]

Wow, I feel skinny....

I think my waist is about 26-28.

My chest is surprisingly large... at 37

Those are the only stats I feel like sharing.... ^^

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

When I happened upon this thread, I was worried that it would be a penis comparison thread. Thankfully I am (for the most part) wrong.

As for how I measure up (physically), nothing I didn't already know. I'm taller than the average dude by a good 4 inches at least. I also weigh considerably less as well and am no where near as fit in way. I'm also a bit longer down there as well... >_>

Meh, never really bother to compare myself physically. I could use some more weight and muscle, as well as shaping up a bit, but other than that I'm fine with my body. What I'm more interested in is my mind. Personality, intelligence, philosophy; that's what I will generally judge a person on.

Looking at those statistics, I'm morbidly obese with amazing cardio and superman strength. I am perplexed.

Probably due to the fact that muscle weighs more than fat. So if you've got some really built up muscles, you'll weigh more despite being more compact than someone who has alot of fat built up.