Guys 18+: where do you stand compared to the average male?

[viranimus]

Ahh yes, the metrics on the feminization of men are in.

Seriously 875 on vitamins and supplements a year? 3 hours of exercise and that exercise seems to be focused on pec building? Yeah ok.

Yeah... ok. Im a little underwhelmed by these averages. 5`9 is rather short. so is 5` IMHO (and think if thats the average how many are out there that are dramatically smaller)

And I think there was also a recently published study that shows average height/weight/bmi/muscle mass index are all reduced from average figures 50 years ago. So I guess it means men are starting to wilt and shrink.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Slightly taller, slightly longer, and a lot heavier. Also, I spend virtually nothing on vitamins and supplements, and exercise about four hours a week (increasing soon).

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

I'm 215 pounds, and I can run a mile in 7 minutes. And yeah, those stats in the bottom right are either drastically wrong, or we here at the Escapist are just that good.

But yeah, I call BS on all of this.

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

I love how this immediately turned into a penis measuring contest.

 

[rogue_hobo]

I noticed the 5.08 did not say anything about inches. Lets hope it isnt centimeters.

 

[vrbtny]

I love how this immediately turned into a penis measuring contest.

Welcome to the interwebz.

 

[Plurralbles]

at least I can do more than 1 fucking pull up.

I'm also only 5'4.5" Short as hell.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Wow... heehee, i'm larger than the average guy, and I'm a girl xD
-Tabs<3-

 

[Biosophilogical]

5.08 inches? Damn, and I thought I was under average...

And a 12:17 mile? Is that even possible without walking?

Average mile on a seriously brisk walk is about... yah, 12 minutes.

So, good point. To get a 12 minute mile, you either have to be walking, or taking smoke breaks.

Or stop to have one session of very average sex.

Seriously.

I always thought 15 minutes or less was a quicky. Guess I was wrong.

...I'm not even sure if I COULD have a full session of sex in 10 minutes...

I'm going to take a random stab in the dark and say that the average time it takes for sex decreass as you get older, partly because both parties are well and truly expreinced (so they know how to best pleasure each other, meaning it should, in theory, take less time) and partly because as you get old shit hits the fan.

OT: Yay? Though that guy's triceps are disproportionate and he looks arrogant (I want to slap his face with a heavy, blunt object.

EDIT:

Wow... heehee, i'm larger than the average guy, and I'm a girl xD
-Tabs<3-

That is either a very vaniulla comment, saying you are a tall girl (woot!), or a less than vanilla comment, at which point o.0

 

[Gerhardt]

Intameresting...

let's see. I would consider myself to be in good health, though not as fit as I would like.
about 2 hours at the gym per week on average.
A few of the stats I really wouldn't know off hand and/or don't have a tape measure for, but moving on the the raw stats I do know:

Height: 6'7"
Weight: 275lb
Chest: 55"
Waist: 40
That last part... in the corner...
well...

let's just say I'm proportionate.

 

[lacktheknack]

I'm over everything on there, except regarding fitness.

And being a virgin, I don't know about the sex stats, but they look insultingly low.

 

[Worgen]

really? 5 inch is the average penis size? wow, Im much bigger then most guys apparently, taller too

 

[CrystalShadow]

Ha! I weigh 225 and i can outrun the average man by 4 1/2 minutes.

I'm .8 inches taller than average...

My sex last SIX TIMES longer than the average?

Ok, now I know this is bullshit.

EDIT: According to this list, I am hideously overweight, out of shape, and should be dead. yet I can outperform the average man by considerable amounts in running, sit ups, and push ups (And sex).

Yes, bullshit.

Eh. Don't take weight at face value. You can't use that in isolation as a meaningful indicator of being fit or not.

For one thing, muscle has a higher density than fat, so for a given body volume, if you have a lot of fat, you'll weigh less than if you have a lot of muscle.

As for sex...

By 6 times the average, do you mean six times 10 minutes, or 6 times 3? XD.

To be honest, it might depend somewhat on what you're talking about when you say sex.

But 3 minutes isn't at all surprising. That number is found all over the place.

In some slightly more depressing statistics, it's usually coupled with the average time it takes a woman to have an orgasm...

Which leads to the disconcerting issue that it takes an average man about 3 minutes to climax, but the average woman 6 and a half...

Still, you really shouldn't be surprised by 'quick' sex. For animals, having sex makes you quite vulnerable, so if there's any kind of chance of being attacked by a predator, you'd best do it quickly...

That has no relevance to how modern humans live, but it evidently has some effect on our biology.

 

[CaptainKoala]

Only 3-10 minutes for the average session? Man I would hate to be these guy's partners.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Ha! I weigh 225 and i can outrun the average man by 4 1/2 minutes.

I'm .8 inches taller than average...

My sex last SIX TIMES longer than the average?

Ok, now I know this is bullshit.

EDIT: According to this list, I am hideously overweight, out of shape, and should be dead. yet I can outperform the average man by considerable amounts in running, sit ups, and push ups (And sex).

Yes, bullshit.

Eh. Don't take weight at face value. You can't use that in isolation as a meaningful indicator of being fit or not.

For one thing, muscle has a higher density than fat, so for a given body volume, if you have a lot of fat, you'll weigh less than if you have a lot of muscle.

As for sex...

By 6 times the average, do you mean six times 10 minutes, or 6 times 3? XD.

To be honest, it might depend somewhat on what you're talking about when you say sex.

But 3 minutes isn't at all surprising. That number is found all over the place.

In some slightly more depressing statistics, it's usually coupled with the average time it takes a woman to have an orgasm...

Which leads to the disconcerting issue that it takes an average man about 3 minutes to climax, but the average woman 6 and a half...

Still, you really shouldn't be surprised by 'quick' sex. For animals, having sex makes you quite vulnerable, so if there's any kind of chance of being attacked by a predator, you'd best do it quickly...

That has no relevance to how modern humans live, but it evidently has some effect on our biology.

No, I'm fat. 43 inch gut.

6x10.

Spoiler: Nasty. Seriously.

Three is a universal number, true. But still... its sex! Three minutes in and I haven't even started sweating yet. (Okay, yah, eww. Done with that topic).

So your saying that human beings have been socially trained to reduce the amount of time having sex to avoid our mothers walking in on us? Actually.... brilliant!

 

[Dr Snakeman]

In what... state, I suppose... is the "average length" of 5 inches supposed to refer to? I mean, are we talking "at rest", or "active"?

Anyway, yeah, these stats must be way off. I mean, just contrast the push-ups, sit-ups, and bench press with the run time. Also, the biceps thing seems a little exaggerated.

 

[Ganthrinor]

Good to know I'm saving almost a thousand dollars a year more than the average male. I guess?

Yeah, that dude's not me. 13" biceps? Fuck off with that. At least I'm taller, I suppose.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I noticed the 5.08 did not say anything about inches. Lets hope it isnt centimeters.

You! You stole NeonBob's avatar! Tsk, tsk, tsk... shame, shame.

 

[blankedboy]

Well I'm 15 and I've matched the average penis size.
Creeped out :s

 

[8bitmaster]

I stand about 3 inches taller. My friends from when I was younger still wonder when I passed them up.