GUYS ARE ASSHOLES!!!

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Celtic_Kerr

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FinalHeart95 said:
Surely some other escapists have run into girls like this. The ones who will make statements like "I wish we lived in a world where all guys werent complete fuckfaces". Even if they aren't necessarily (stereotypically) feminist, this just totally drives me insane. I don't want to say it's sexist, because I almost think they don't mean literally "all guys" when it's said, but it certainly comes out that way. Like if I said "I wish all women would stop being such dumb bitches", I'd probably be assaulted for it.

How much does this annoy others, if it does?
Just remember one thing: There is a difference between guys/boys and men.

Men are kind, caring, sentimental, and overall gentlemanly towards woman.

Guys are the douches that try to pick you up in a bar with their egos inflated. They don't care about feelings and yes, they are assholes.

So YES, all GUYS are assholes, but men are actually really nice.
 

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everyone is a arse (NOT ASS!) apart from me :D

In my world i treat everyone equally to begin with regardless of position/race/sex and then you can work your up or down my list; and equally the responses will all be the same.

This is why i called my best friends girlfriend a ***** in front of him after she had been complaining about him not getting her a present as he was away for half a day. It may also be why i dont have a girlfriend.

reading this back to myself i will change the first bit of my post to
everyone is a arse (NOT ASS!) EVEN me :D
 

emeraldrafael

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brainslurper said:
emeraldrafael said:
Just tell the girl she's a B with a capital C and see if she figures out waht it means.

anyway, it annoys me, but I'm not that thin skinned. besides, usually I did something asshole-y(? really, thats spelled right?) for them to say that first.
better then spelling it Ass Holy
Yeah, I suppose thats true. Just kinda surprised me cause it always tells me I'm wrong if I add a -y to any word, besides that one appearantly.
 

TehBooger

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Stuff like that does bother me, but I take it in stride because I know that for the most part it's true. That's why my own personal life statement is that people suck. Male or female, every person at some point will disappoint me and I accept that as an inevitable reality.
 

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emeraldrafael said:
Just tell the girl she's a B with a capital C and see if she figures out waht it means.
Those are my initials... Are you trying to say something? o_O

It does bug me a little but it's nothing to lose sleep over, I'll have an outraged thought and then it won't pass my mind until it's brought up again.
 

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Zeeky_Santos said:
tehweave said:
Then your ass is grass.
What does that even mean? I like Grass, it's nice to lay down on; cool, fresh, relaxing. Is that a compliment?
Agayek said:
It's a colloquialism based on the creation of mulch and fertilizer from lawn clippings. Essentially what it means is that someone's going to come by and take a lawn mower to your privates.
NeutralDrow said:
The other half is "...and I'm the lawnmower."
Really? I was going to say it's like... "I'm going to kill you, and subsequently your corpse will fertilize the ground, and therefore at some point or another your ass will have facilitated the creation of grass. It will be grass, if you will. Or some other type of foliage that does not rhyme with 'ass.'"
 

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Captain Pancake said:
emeraldrafael said:
Just tell the girl she's a B with a capital C and see if she figures out waht it means.
Those are my initials... Are you trying to say something? o_O

It does bug me a little but it's nothing to lose sleep over, I'll have an outraged thought and then it won't pass my mind until it's brought up again.
No. Actually, quite frankly I'm surprised most people even know what it means. usually if i say it, i get blank dead eye stares at me.
 

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Is it really that different from the numerous threads we got here that whine about "how all girls want bad boys" and how stupid they are for that. In either case it's a stupid generalisation to allow a person to copen with rejection. I've done it, but always realised how idiotic it was a few days later.
 

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Azaraxzealot said:
according to my fiance and her family
im the only guy they know who is NOT an asshole :p

so this doesnt annoy me
Not sure if this actually says something about you...or them.

Surely they must have met others that aren't?


I think it says something about both of your really.
 

meticadpa

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It annoys me, but I accept it.

People are assholes. So it's fair to say that guys are assholes too.
 

BlackStar42

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So much bitching on Facebook is about this. My mental response is always the same:

"You're seeing the wrong guys. Dump him and grow the fuck up."
 

ham and red bull

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Seaf The Troll said:
My exact words when a woman I know said that

"You just made a General Statement about Stereo typing all men, so If you think there all the same. it must me you that make them that way"

did not go down well but I laughed about it
wait? what does my boom box have to do with this? Sorry ;)
OT: I don't surround myself with women that say thinks like that.
 

Nannernade

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But... we are asshole fuckfaces... o_O

Not 20 minutes ago I met the king of the fuckfaces at my college, he's a tech guy who spews hate wherever he goes and stares at you if your music is above 0.

Out of all the men in the world who knew the king would be at my college. =D
 

TehCookie

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At first I thought men are assholes and women are bitches, however there seems to be a lot of bitching in this thread coming from guys.

As many users have said before: Everyone is an asshole, that includes men.
 

WaderiAAA

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I've never met anyone like that in real life actually, just seen them on television or on certain forums. Also, most oftenly I see it in American programs, so it might just be all American guys that are assholes.

Nah, just kidding.
 

Zero-Vash

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My response to those remarks is "As soon as you all stop putting 'nice' guys on the friends list and start sleeping with them". I know what you mean though, I hear girls say that a lot, but when you say a similar statement about females it's suddenly "sexist".