Haiku Battle!

[Lexodus]

With time, the mind dulls.
I must away to bed now.
The time has flown by.

 

[solidstatemind]

I love to pwn n00bs
their heads pop so merrily
as I pick them off

[A-N]
I have to 'fess up; that one isn't mine. A friend of mine said that over Vent as we were playing UT2k4 one night. In reply, I came back with:

watch the giblets fly
as I shock combo you all
your role is to die

 

[pffh]

I really should not.
Must focus on my studies
DAMN YOU ESCAPIST

 

[SharPhoe]

Wow. Personally,
I don't see this... um... "battle"
coming to an end.

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

This battle is mine!
No-one can defeat the great
velociraptor

 

[Lexodus]

Bindox, I am sad.
That is not a haiku, friend.
Seven, five and six.

 

[Helmet]

Cinco de Mayo
That means I will drink tonight
Just like every night

I will drink to that
Tonight I shall enjoy a pint
...maybe five or six...

 

[Xvito]

Do I win?
That is the question.
Or is it?

 

[Lexodus]

Velociraptor?
Verily, I say, you fail.
Your lines must not blend.

 

[Lexodus]

Goodnight to all here.
My bed is calling to me.
The dark stair awaits.

 

[Aptspire]

0 1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12

 

[Pimppeter2]

0 1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12

lol

 

[electric_warrior]

haiku's? Why bother?
when people have things to do,
who wants to write one?

i love my mother.
but not quite like yours, buddy;
fuck me she's dirty!

hours slip by like fish
gasping in the salty air
for time quickly spent

 

[InvisibleSeal]

A fine thread I see
I concede a point although
Wary you should be

 

[Nmil-ek]

Time badly spent
Is time spent
Not worshiping me

 

[Sable Gear]

I write haikus so
I don't have to use any
rhyming scheme at all

Shoryuken, hah!
This victory will be mine!
...I suck at Fighters

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

Tony the Tiger
The true hero of breakfast
Always makes it great

 

[Avatar Roku]

I am quite hungry
Your head looks delicious (yum)
I think it is food.

[A-N]
Heh. That sucked.

Prepare for battle
I draw my long mythril blade
Soaked with blood of foes.

[A-N]
I am very not good at Haikus.

Haikus are easy
But some times they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

 

[Jerious1154]

Most of these haikus
Are self-referential, but
Not mine. ... Oh wait, crap.

 

[Bagaloo]

I amquite hungry
Your head looks delicious (yum)
I think it is food.

[A-N]
Heh. That sucked.

Prepare for battle
I draw my long mythril blade
Soaked with blood of foes.

[A-N]
I am very not good at Haikus.

Haikus are easy
But some times they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

An awesome haiku
Though it was not yours to take
XKCD rocks.