Haiku Battle!

[Yormungandr]

This no battle
It is just random people
Writing strange poems

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Oh, a haiku thread
This is illegal, you know
At least in Quebec

 

[Avatar Roku]

I amquite hungry
Your head looks delicious (yum)
I think it is food.

[A-N]
Heh. That sucked.

Prepare for battle
I draw my long mythril blade
Soaked with blood of foes.

[A-N]
I am very not good at Haikus.

Haikus are easy
But some times they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

An awesome haiku
Though it was not yours to take
XKCD rocks.

That's where it is from?
I just heard it from a friend.
Well, the more you know...

 

[AkJay]

The bullet flies true.
Hitting its target like butter.
Pack up boys, we're done.

--

When I stare through you.
Your secrets are black and bold.
Consequences done.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Cinco de Mayo
That means I will drink tonight
Just like every night

Not much difference
If you drink every night, you
Alchoholic man.

 

[Anti-Form]

Hmmmm, a battle thread
I shall quote helen keller
Goo blah blah la boo
[A-N]
sorry if that was in bad taste

 

[teisjm]

Bullets are flying
I stand on a pile of foes
All dead or dying

Blood for the blood god
Skulls for the skull throne of khorne
kill kill kill kill kill

 

[Jimtopia]

I suck at haiku's...
You know what? I just give up.
That's right, I give up.

 

[SharPhoe]

Cinco de Mayo
That means I will drink tonight
Just like every night

Not much difference
If you drink every night, you
Alchoholic man.

I still just don't get
why people "celebrate" days
by getting shit-faced.

 

[cainx10a]

why do I love forums so much?
To type is painful
To think about what to type is painful
but the pain
I love it

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Cinco de Mayo
That means I will drink tonight
Just like every night

Not much difference
If you drink every night, you
Alchoholic man.

I still just don't get
why people "celebrate" days
by getting shit-faced.

Because it is fun
And a great excuse to make
An ass of yourself

 

[FinalGamer]

You're in for it now
With me, a published poet
But only local.

 

[DrDeath3191]

These are not haiku.
This is a haikai, an in-
tro to a haiku

 

[Derpus von Herpus]

I challenge you all
To make good biker haikus
Because bikers rule

 

[frank220]

I had learned in school
About Mexican Freedom
On the Fifth of May

They fought the Spanish
With such drive and ambition
Viva Mexico!

That was screamed in streets
Across that proud, strong country
Until the French came

They tried to conquer
The 40 year old nation
But they fought again

So is the story
Of the country, Mexico
On this certain day

[A-N]

Hooray for Spanish class.

 

[Derpus von Herpus]

snip

How fucking dare you
Derail our biker haikus
Taste my righteous steel

 

[Derpus von Herpus]

Now let us begin
Our five-seven-five epics
About bike clubs, friends