Haiku Battle!

[Lukeje]

I can't write Haikus
The rhythmic meter is wrong
For me they don't work.

You challenge to fight
Escapist community
How many now die?

 

[MarkTwain]

glefistus, sorry
an edit has cleared my soul
I am now emo!

 

[MarkTwain]

wanderfreak, so sweet
i bow to your power now
a god among men

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Oh, griever eighteen,
oh, scum of society
stop with the turd talk!

Okay, I will stop
So sorry Boboffire
If I upset you

 

[MarkTwain]

Oh, griever eighteen,
oh, scum of society
stop with the turd talk!

Okay, I will stop
So sorry Boboffire
If I upset you

all is forgiven
now bow to Lord Wander freak
he shall save your soul

 

[Lukeje]

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I can use one too
One of those websites that can
Translate binary

You are not my God
My argument is valid
You shall not prevail.

 

[MarkTwain]

glefistus, sorry
an edit has cleared my soul
I am now emo!

Emo? You seek death?
Get thee to an Asylum,
Heal your sickened mind!

Asylum? Oh no!
The padded happy hotel!
Scarred for life, am I!

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I will destroy you.
Your entire clan as well.
You'd best go away.

wanderfreak, so sweet
i bow to your power now
a god among men

Why do you concede?
You've just given up, you putz!
...Though it was quite cool...

 

[MarkTwain]

Sweet, sweet binary,
I can not resist it's call
I am far too weak.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Oh, griever eighteen,
oh, scum of society
stop with the turd talk!

Okay, I will stop
So sorry Boboffire
If I upset you

all is forgiven
now bow to Lord Wander freak
he shall save your soul

I refuse to bow
To Wander, you will all fall
To my words, manfools!

 

[MarkTwain]

Smooth German use there
i am limited to one
tongue in which I speak

 

[Lukeje]

Dieses ist meiner
Deutsches Japanischer Poem,
mit kein grammatik

Warum ist dass? Nein?
Ich habe Deutsch gesprochen
Mit viel grammatik.

 

[Jepix]

Fools! hypocrites! noobs!
Only I can rule this thread!
ej? Where did you go?

 

[ValronPiRho]

Squirrel bites my eye
I broke oregano pool
I do fear turnip

 

[ssgt splatter]

[A-N]nice job with the thread

I'm a cat person
I hate dogs with a passion
Dogs must be wiped out

[A-N]heh heh heh heh heh

 

[Lukeje]

I can use one too
One of those websites that can
Translate binary

You are not my God
My argument is valid
You shall not prevail.

This day we shall ride
Sword in sheath and shield in hand
Zim zam zippety........ bop

Damn it.

Six is not correct
Too many syllables there
This battle you lost.

 

[jdog345]

An Epic Battle
Of Compositional Might
I Cannot Decline

 

[savandicus]

A haiku on Pi
3.14159
That is my haiku

3.141
5926535
8979