Haiku Battle!

[Clashero]

The deep ocean sends
its cold regards to drown my
vision, soak my lungs

 

[Tyr-Elhaz]

I am Tyr Elhaz
the Warrior of Protection
none shall defeat me

 

[Jepix]

Dieses ist meiner
Deutsches Japanischer Poem,
mit kein grammatik

Warum ist dass? Nein?
Ich habe Deutsch gesprochen
Mit viel grammatik.

Entschuldigung, mein
Deutsch ist heute etwas aus
der übung, endsilbe.

German aches my soul
therefore, dear sir, I ripposte
with a viking haiku:

Min yxa mot hals
tyskt blod stänker mot marken
A winner is me

 

[Lukeje]

Dieses ist meiner
Deutsches Japanischer Poem,
mit kein grammatik

Warum ist dass? Nein?
Ich habe Deutsch gesprochen
Mit viel grammatik.

Entschuldigung, mein
Deutsch ist heute etwas aus
der übung, endsilbe.

Ich habe nicht kein
Deutsch seit Prüfung gesprochen.
Es ist Schlafenszeit.

 

[MarkTwain]

i have returned now!
We shall battle to the end
Onward to war! Charge!

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

i have returned now!
We shall battle to the end
Onward to war! Charge!

That is what you think
Time to drop the bomb, you guys
Were dead from the start

 

[Jepix]

i have returned now!
We shall battle to the end
Onward to war! Charge!

I beat you with ease
charge all you can, bobo
tricksters rape your ass

 

[Spacelord]

what is this, haikus?
I don't have time for this shit.
I should log off now

 

[MarkTwain]

Rape, my word! How creul!
The little boy or fat man?
Hiroshima cries

AN
little boy and fat man were the bombs we dropped on japn, for the undereducated

 

[MarkTwain]

I do not follow,
your poem, glefistus, I say,
Make it simpiler!

 

[MarkTwain]

Yes, but Pokemon?
I get the Bill Cosby,
But, still, Pokemon?

 

[lolmeister]

This is a good thread
but thinking up this haiku
really hurt my head

 

[HillDragon]

haikus are not hard;
it's easy, just remember;
five, seven and then;

[a-n]
Damn it! =P How about a Pi-ku instead?

A pi-ku;
yum;
I like to eat;
Pi;
How many slices;
There are 3.14159;

 

[MarkTwain]

Then leave, my good sir!
lolmiester,i must tell you
war is for the strong

you may fall behind
but you must overcome all
to become the one


dun dun dun duun dun
dada blam kapow ka blam
duun dun duun dun duun

AN
that was awesome!

 

[MarkTwain]

Haikus are kid talk
iambic pentametor, thats hard
and don't start my rymhes!

 

[Navirik]

Haikus are easy
Sometimes they make no sense
Refrigerator

 

[new_age_reject]

Haikus are simple
Dactylic Hexameter
The verse of ancients

 

[MarkTwain]

i do not know poems
as well as authourities
but i am sexy

 

[new_age_reject]

I should not be here
Revision should now be done
Meh, it will be cake.