Haiku Battle!

[ThreeWords]

'ThreeWords' is two words,
But that said, could it not be;
Is ThreeWords but one?

 

[frank220]

snip

How fucking dare you
Derail our biker haikus
Taste my righteous steel

Bikers, you say? Hmm,
Francis was a biker
In his words: PEELZ HEER

[A-N]
Is that better?

 

[SamuelT]

The club of bikers
is standing in the frontside
of my gorgeous lawn

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Autumn stance awaits
Any fool that steps out
'cross this line in thread

 

[solidstatemind]

Pistols akimbo
Gunsmoke makes it hard to breathe
Silent aftermath

 

[Tyr-Elhaz]

personal favorite
of haikus that I have read
was by him, Issa

"dawn, a winter field
a horse standing still, with snow
in both his stirrups"

[A/N] translated, of course

 

[Tyr-Elhaz]

as for the battle
many may enter the cage
but few will leave it

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Cold wind blows me back
It is always raining here
I always liked Fall


It is Winter now
The one season I like best
I loves me some snow


Scarlet petals fall
While I lean against the tree
Spring has come once more


Ah, the Summer time
The heat, the beach, the lotion
God, how I hate it

 

[Derpus von Herpus]

Deafening engines
Bearded bikers, gleaming steel
Oh my god, they're here

 

[coldfrog]

Battling with words
Reveals no clear winner.
Where are my hit points?

 

[Zykon TheLich]

This thread is awesome
It excites me so damn much
I just shat myself

 

[Derpus von Herpus]

Battling with words
Reveals no clear winner.
Where are my hit points?

Your witty haiku
Clearly is the best so far
I heartily lol'd

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

This thread is awesome
It excites me so damn much
I just shat myself

Okay, that is gross
I mean, come on man, that is
Effin' disgusting

 

[Zykon TheLich]

This thread is awesome
It excites me so damn much
I just shat myself

Okay, that is gross
I mean, come on man, that is
Effin' disgusting

You think so do you?
Just try sitting in my chair
The stench is quite foul

 

[MarkTwain]

Is the battle done?
I would love to kill you all,
In a gruesome way!

[AN]
with words, of course

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

Three cups of flour
Four eggs, a bowl of sugar
Final Product: Lie

End of the world
Hovercar racer's answer
The Punch of Falcon

 

[MarkTwain]

Where is your god now
The middle has eight syllables
Where is your god now

That was quite unfair!
Changing the rules for your self!
I am so ashamed.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

This thread is awesome
It excites me so damn much
I just shat myself

Okay, that is gross
I mean, come on man, that is
Effin' disgusting

You think so do you?
Just try sitting in my chair
The stench is quite foul

Oh my effin' god
What the hell is wrong with you
Stomach flu perhaps?

 

[Derpus von Herpus]

Where is your god now
The middle has eight syllables
Where is your god now

Everything I knew
Everything I once held dear
My world in shambles

 

[MarkTwain]

Oh, griever eighteen,
oh, scum of society
stop with the turd talk!