Haiku Battle!

[SharPhoe]

How goes the story,
The one you mentioned before?
Are the pictures drawn?

The second chapter
is still a work in progress.
I lack writing skills...

The picture's half-done,
I have to Photoshop it
and another one.

There's other work, too:
A 25-expression
character challenge.

That one has taken
longer than I had planned on,
but it's almost done.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

My final exams;
After this I work in labs
As a real Chemist.

How goes the story,
The one you mentioned before?
Are the pictures drawn?

Your final finals?
Finally you'll graduate?
Hot damn! I can't wait!

One year left in my
Eight year long quest for knowledge.
I can taste next June.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Ihe Idea

As I sit on the sofa,
TV playing comedy in the background,
I write my Haiku.

What should I say?
Talk about life, politics, what to choose,
When an idea struck me.

I write in the thread,
Preview, spellcheck and grammer,
And I press post.

[N-A]I'm not sure how good that is, aren't that good with Haikus.

The Lord of The Pond
Eternal Glory of Bread
Behold, they are one

[A-N] Kudos to anyone who can guess the name of that haiku.

THE DUCK!

 

[Lukeje]

My final exams;
After this I work in labs
As a real Chemist.

Your final finals?
Finally you'll graduate?
Hot damn! I can't wait!

One year left in my
Eight year long quest for knowledge.
I can taste next June.

My final exams,
But I have another year
'Fore graduation.

Working in a lab,
Studying pulse-EPR
And its theory.

How goes the story,
The one you mentioned before?
Are the pictures drawn?

The second chapter
is still a work in progress.
I lack writing skills...

The picture's half-done,
I have to Photoshop it
and another one.

There's other work, too:
A 25-expression
character challenge.

That one has taken
longer than I had planned on,
but it's almost done.

Exactly what is
A 25-expression
character challenge?

 

[Simalacrum]

I shall beat everyone by writing one in JAPANESE! muahaha!

天
の
上

雷
神
さ
ま
が

怒
鳴
っ
て
る

 

[SharPhoe]

Exactly what is
A 25-expression
character challenge?

You take an OC,
then draw out their varied moods.
It's a learning thing.

 

[SharPhoe]

I just got finished!
If you want to see the work,
you can view it here. [http://sharinganphoenix.deviantart.com/art/The-many-faces-of-Jones-123735259]

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I just got finished!
If you want to see the work,
you can view it here. [http://sharinganphoenix.deviantart.com/art/The-many-faces-of-Jones-123735259]

The many faces
Of Bofus. You could base it
Off my avatar!

 

[SharPhoe]

The many faces
Of Bofus. You could base it
Off my avatar!

Oh, dear goodness, no.
That project took WAY too long.
I won't do it twice.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

The many faces
Of Bofus. You could base it
Off my avatar!

Oh, dear goodness, no.
That project took WAY too long.
I won't do it twice.

Oh well. I guess I
Could just go make faces in
The mirror for now.

 

[Daveman]

Haiku? Well fuck me...
That's piss easy poetry
designed for retards.

 

[SharPhoe]

Haiku? Well fuck me...
That's piss easy poetry
designed for retards.

Now that's uncalled for.
There's no reason for insults.
Yeah, it's easy. So?

 

[Daveman]

Haiku? Well fuck me...
That's piss easy poetry
designed for retards.

Now that's uncalled for.
There's no reason for insults.
Yeah, it's easy. So?

So it takes little
to no skill whatsoever.
It's a joke frankly.

Almost of no worth.
It doesn't even rhyme so
it bores me stupid.

Also imposing
random limitations on
syllables is lame.

Can't we just use a
clever, witty limerick.
They are challenging.

 

[SharPhoe]

So it takes little
to no skill whatsoever.
It's a joke frankly.

Almost of no worth.
It doesn't even rhyme so
it bores me stupid.

Also imposing
random limitations on
syllables is lame.

Can't we just use a
clever, witty limerick.
They are challenging.

If you feel that way,
then start a limerick thread.
No one's stopping you.

 

[Lukeje]

I just got finished!
If you want to see the work,
you can view it here. [http://sharinganphoenix.deviantart.com/art/The-many-faces-of-Jones-123735259]

Those look really great.
Where'd you get the idea
For the characters?

They look kinda like
Kirby, but a little less
Round and bauble-like.

Can't we just use a
clever, witty limerick.
They are challenging.

A way to amuse;
Writing limerick haikus.
That there is the trick,

But don't throw a brick,
This is the work of my muse.
See, it can be done.

 

[balimuzz]

I'm taking finals
If I'm done early, I write
Haikus pass the time

 

[ArcWinter]

Wait a second there
I thought this was a battle
Or have I gone wrong?

Either way, to start:
I will take out my rifle
And shoot up your face.

Now I have a plan
I will build now a fortress
Indestructible

You will have no chance
As my armies will advance
Perhaps I shall win

To hand the torch off,
It is your turn, next person.
Now take your best shot.

 

[SharPhoe]

I just got finished!
If you want to see the work,
you can view it here. [http://sharinganphoenix.deviantart.com/art/The-many-faces-of-Jones-123735259]

Those look really great.
Where'd you get the idea
For the characters?

They look kinda like
Kirby, but a little less
Round and bauble-like.

You're kinda correct,
Kirby and Jigglypuff
were my two muses.

I've drawn them for years.
Over ten years, to be frank.
They're my pride and joy.

 

[Lukeje]

Stupid damn headache,
Begone! I need to revise!
Or I could just sleep...

 

[SharPhoe]

Ugh, these inane trolls.
Why do they even bother?
"Report and move on."

Anyway, good news:
I finished another piece.
You can see it here. [http://sharinganphoenix.deviantart.com/art/It-s-Where-The-Heart-Is-124283293]