Haiku Battle!

[ThatJagoGuy]

The rules are simple
Write a haiku and post it
Let us see your skills

All non-haiku notes
Must be separated out
With an [A-N] sign.

[A-N]
Good luck!

This is the best thing
I have witnessed online since
The phrase, 'Om nom nom'.

 

[Lexodus]

Playing Pokémon;
My Dratini "likes to run"
But it has no legs.

Hello, Panzer_God
Please stop ruining this thread
with your poetry.

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

Playing Pokémon;
My Dratini "likes to run"
But it has no legs.

Hello, Panzer_God
Please stop ruining this thread
with your poetry.

I truly concur
Does this guy not even know
the syllables rule?!

The cheesecake sits here
Awaiting final judgement.
It has not long left.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Playing Pokémon;
My Dratini "likes to run"
But it has no legs.

Hello, Panzer_God
Please stop ruining this thread
with your poetry.

I truly concur
Does this guy not even know
the syllables rule?!

The cheesecake sits here
Awaiting final judgement.
It has not long left.

I heave a great *sigh*,
Surely you were asked before,
Do not feed the troll.

 

[puppydogvaan]

A haiku battle
shall be great fun, I thought once
back at the OP.

But now, as I count
tapping my fingers, *tap* *tap*
I find out it's tough.

Everything I want
to put in my haikus here
is always too long.

The great haiku dudes
of long ago Japan, did
they have to tap, too?

 

[EeveeElectro]

Haiku's are usually
Random and confusing
Rhubarb.

 

[puppydogvaan]

I sit here typing
composing haikus for you;
my mom asks, "What's up?"

This forum, all night
(along with youTube) is all,
but still she wonders.

What does she think, hmm?
What should I tell her, next time?
The truth, "It's just fun"?

Maybe I should say
I'm in a haiku battle
but also there's porn.

[A-N]
No matter what I tell her, she always looks at me like I've got porn. Geez, Mom...

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

Playing Pokémon;
My Dratini "likes to run"
But it has no legs.

Hello, Panzer_God
Please stop ruining this thread
with your poetry.

I truly concur
Does this guy not even know
the syllables rule?!

The cheesecake sits here
Awaiting final judgement.
It has not long left.

I heave a great *sigh*,
Surely you were asked before,
Do not feed the troll.

My apologies
If, lacking inspiration,
I fuelled a troll's fire.

 

[Omikron009]

The Battle Begins
Only one man will survive
Hadoken, bitches!

 

[Misaek]

Haikus are so dumb
I don't get how you do them
I won't try, oh wait

 

[SharPhoe]

Shapsters wants a piece!
He accepted my request
for his own Kerrick.

What did he want drawn?
TF2's spy class, of course;
Animated, too.

 

[Lukeje]

Only two more now;
Four hours in exam halls,
And then I am done.

 

[SharPhoe]

Only two more now;
Four hours in exam halls,
And then I am done.

It's a good feeling,
nearly being out of school.
Kudos to you, friend.

 

[Lukeje]

Only two more now;
Four hours in exam halls,
And then I am done.

It's a good feeling,
nearly being out of school.
Kudos to you, friend.

Woo! Exams are done!
Though this hangover is not
Really that much fun...

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Only two more now;
Four hours in exam halls,
And then I am done.

It's a good feeling,
nearly being out of school.
Kudos to you, friend.

Woo! Exams are done!
Though this hangover is not
Really that much fun...

No more classes now!
All I've got left is a year
Of working for free.

 

[Lukeje]

No more classes now!
All I've got left is a year
Of working for free.

Working for free in
What job in particular?
Maybe some lab-work?

 

[ArcWinter]

I engage the trolls
They will soon regret the fight
The forums are dead.

That was a bit odd
The posts before were happy:
Summer is coming!

Randomness is fun
So I think it is all right.
One last thing: I dodge.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

No more classes now!
All I've got left is a year
Of working for free.

Working for free in
What job in particular?
Maybe some lab-work?

PharmD rotations.
Three years of class, and then a
Year of clinicals.

I will have two months
Of research, though. Working with
Phizer, the devil.

 

[Lukeje]

No more classes now!
All I've got left is a year
Of working for free.

Working for free in
What job in particular?
Maybe some lab-work?

PharmD rotations.
Three years of class, and then a
Year of clinicals.

I will have two months
Of research, though. Working with
Phizer, the devil.

Ah, I've got some friends
Starting clinicals next year.
Then real doctoring...

What kinda doctor
Do you think you'll want to be?
So many options.

 

[TheMushroomClub]

My Topic Is None
My Post Will Be Forgotten
In The Depths Of Time