Haiku Battle!

[Bofus Teefus]

Hopefully they all
Went well. If not, you could try
Selling hot dogs, dude.

Hot dogs will not start
a musical renaissance
So I can't do that.

Play music while you
Peddle hot dogs. Just kidding.
I'm sure you did fine.

 

[Lexodus]

Hot dogs will not start
a musical renaissance
So I can't do that.

Who says that they can't?
Hot dogs are awesome enough
to start singing about.

You just may be right.
I'll grab my axe and start now.
Look out for the song.

Hopefully they all
Went well. If not, you could try
Selling hot dogs, dude.

Hot dogs will not start
a musical renaissance
So I can't do that.

Play music while you
Peddle hot dogs. Just kidding.
I'm sure you did fine.

I hope I did well.
Say, why is it a 'dog' though?
It does not seem right.

 

[Lexodus]

I shall also try;
Twelve syllables remain now;
Oh noes they are gone!

Only two more now;
Four hours in exam halls,
And then I am done.

I have two more too;
They promise to be lengthy;
On Wednesday they end.

[A-N]
Does Wednesday have two or three syllables?

[A-N] we pronounce it 'wens', rather than 'wed-nez', so two.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Play music while you
Peddle hot dogs. Just kidding.
I'm sure you did fine.

I hope I did well.
Say, why is it a 'dog' though?
It does not seem right.

Seen your dog lately?
That had to be said, although
I really don't know.

 

[Lexodus]

Play music while you
Peddle hot dogs. Just kidding.
I'm sure you did fine.

I hope I did well.
Say, why is it a 'dog' though?
It does not seem right.

Seen your dog lately?
That had to be said, although
I really don't know.

My dog is a sheep.
It grows wool and has dreadlocks.
You can see it here:

Spoiler

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Seen your dog lately?
That had to be said, although
I really don't know.

My dog is a sheep.
It grows wool and has dreadlocks.
You can see it here:

Spoiler

OMFG, Lex!
No, your dog is not a sheep-
Your dog is a mop!

Kind of reminds me
Of the great big shaggy dog
From Sesame Street.

 

[brainfreeze215]

It seems I am late
Many posts in my absence
This weakens my words.

I'd like to take part
And cause some lyrical awe
But it's not my place.

 

[Lukeje]

No new poetry
For over a fortnight now?
I cannot believe!

 

[Bofus Teefus]

No new poetry
For over a fortnight now?
I cannot believe!

Believe it, for the
Thread contains the evidence.
....What is a fortnight?

 

[similar.squirrel]

I feel I must
Out of some artistic obligation
Join the fray

[N-A]

Haiku fail.

 

[Lukeje]

No new poetry
For over a fortnight now?
I cannot believe!

Believe it, for the
Thread contains the evidence.
....What is a fortnight?

It just means two weeks;
"Fourteen nights". It's a bit of
A Briticism.

 

[SharPhoe]

Everyone's still here?
I'm honestly pretty shocked.
Way to stay strong, guys!

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Everyone's still here?
I'm honestly pretty shocked.
Way to stay strong, guys!

Hey, these haikus wont
Write themselves! Vacation is
Over! Back to work!

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I cannot win this.
I suck at this thing.
Did I just make one?

 

[Ragnaarock]

A sunset, red rose
Night claiming it's life always
The moon, it's phoenix

 

[Achievment Relocked]

A crappy haiku

The worst thing written by man

Oh, wait, SON OF A-

 

[Bofus Teefus]

A sunset, red rose
Night claiming it's life always
The moon, it's phoenix

Welcome, Escapist!
Don't trip on the body, there.
Enjoy your stay, Rag.

 

[Tartarga]

haiku's can be fun
but sometimes they make no sense
refrigerator

 

[Bofus Teefus]

haiku's can be fun
but sometimes they make no sense
refrigerator

That made perfect sense.
You were hungry, and your food
Is in the fridge. Duh.

 

[KaiserBear]

Fleeing Psyker falls
Destroyed by plasma fire
Cowards die in shame

Hormagaunt charges
My Bolter at the ready
Purge the Xenos filth