Haiku Battle!

[hopeneverdies]

I hate poetry
I'm really sorry to say
But it was worth it

 

[megapenguinx]

Look at my clean socks.
They have orange stripes and stars.
They are kind of weird.

 

[Grayjack]

I murdered a man
He had a wife and three kids
I slept peacefully

 

[The Black Adder]

baka bakaro
cannot write in nihongo
ruined good haiku

 

[Lukeje]

Woo this thread's not dead!
Maybe the competition
Inspired people?

 

[Tri Force95]

A darkened sky above
The blood of my foes below
I pray for my soul


yeah, thats mine

 

[Mray3460]

These posts never end,
No matter how fast I read,
I can't see them all.

 

[Nivag the Owl]

HOW MANY PAGES?
What do you expect from me?
To read all these posts!?

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Woo this thread's not dead!
Maybe the competition
Inspired people?

And here, we've all been
Able to hone our haiku
Making skills! Good luck.

 

[Lukeje]

Woo this thread's not dead!
Maybe the competition
Inspired people?

And here, we've all been
Able to hone our haiku
Making skills! Good luck.

So you've entered yours
Already? I must write mine.
Good luck to you too.

 

[Eneljie]

I'm a pacifist.
can we cross cups and not blades?
it is time for tea.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

I'm a pacifist.
can we cross cups and not blades?
it is time for tea.

Tea is for English
Yes, I may be English, but...
I'm a coffee man

 

[rintasja]

A haiku
?
what's that, besides
......
......
......
and trumpet playing cow manure

?

 

[wordsmith]

Do I take it that
Everyone in here has
Entered the contest?

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Do I take it that
Everyone in here has
Entered the contest?

I have not gotten
Around to it yet, my friend.
Procrastination.

 

[Lureahawk]

Haiku's arg, no way.
They don't rime, they look so gay.
Wont wright one, no way.

[A-N]

A ninja can kill.
A artist can paint the sky.
But i can do both.

[A-N]

Look there, its Yahtzee.
The guy talks so freaking fast.
But funny no less.

[A-N]

Found this site today.
It showed your dad acting gay.
Then he asked money.

[A-N]

Master Yoda said.
Use the force my padawan.
But Luke drop't the ship.

[A-N]

This is getting fun.
I don't want to stop at all.
But its getting late.

 

[SharPhoe]

A haiku contest?
I thought about entering,
But I changed my mind.

I wouldn't do well.
There are bound to be a lot
of better haiku.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

A haiku contest?
I thought about entering,
But I changed my mind.

I wouldn't do well.
There are bound to be a lot
of better haiku.

But you're a haiku
Warrior! Win...lose...so what?
Yours won't be the worst.

Mine isn't all that,
But really they all stand a
Chance. Enter it, nao!

 

[Teh Ty]

Back in 7th grade
That is when I did this last.
Can't say I miss it.