Half Human, Half....

[Section Crow]

which half are we talking about?

probably half cheetah if were talking lower, so i can beat usain bolt and win an olympic medal
if were talking upper i would be a bat so i can fly and scare people.

 

[Sethzard]

A super computer, I want to be able to interface with the internet, learn massive amounts and choose which information I want to remember, and which I want to delete.

 

[tehfeen83]

Half man, half woman?

 

[bz316]

Half man and half bear and half pig

 

[TheDarkestDerp]

Mint Chocolate-chip ice cream. Oh yeah, baby.

 

[unicornninja]

I would go HALF-MAN HALF-SPIDER!!!! I would be a......a.....a.....MANSPIDER!!!! betcha didn't see that coming!

 

[cocoadog]

Half Man - Half anteater. They will find you.

 

[subject_87]

I'll choose a Swiss army knife with all the normal attachments, plus a money printer, minigun, Big Daddy-style drill, laser, and bacon dispenser.

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

Half-Human - Half-Cat. Strength and intellect of a human - speed and agility of a cat. Also it'll please most every furry on the planet!

 

[Dr.Sean]

Half human, half banana. I would be the Bananaking!

 

[Meestor Pickle]

Half Human, Half Timelord
Not quite sure what that would mean but must be good!

 

[airwolfe591]

Half Man, Half Portal Gun. How it'd work, I've no idea, it'd just be awesome.

 

[ayuri]

half man half bear pig

 

[pyrosaw]

Half Human Half Chuck Norris. Ya. I went there.

 

[Dillo64]

Half Man, Half Black Hole.

My powers over suctions, absorbtion, compression and gravity will reduce all of you to nothing within me, and I will gain your powers. None of you can hope to stand a chance, even you immortals and elementals. NONE OF YOU.

Half Human Half Chuck Norris. Ya. I went there.

Crap...... CRAP

 

[Ldude893]

Half Human Half Chuck Norris. Ya. I went there.

You cannot be spliced with Chuck Norris genes. Chuck Norris's genes explode upon splicing.

 

[Merkavar]

Half Human, Half meatlovers with bbq suace

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Half man....HALF MACHINE!!!! No....half man half candy machine.....free caaandy :3

 

[pyrosaw]

Half Human Half Chuck Norris. Ya. I went there.

You cannot be spliced with Chuck Norris genes. Chuck Norris's genes explode upon splicing.

Touche. But answer this.....what happens if I splice myself with Chuck Norris's evil twin?

 

[Merkavar]

Half man....HALF MACHINE!!!! No....half man half candy machine.....free caaandy :3

and where does this candy come out? does candy = fudge?