Half Human, Half....

[Ldude893]

Half Human Half Chuck Norris. Ya. I went there.

You cannot be spliced with Chuck Norris genes. Chuck Norris's genes explode upon splicing.

Touche. But answer this.....what happens if I splice myself with Chuck Norris's evil twin?

That would also be impossible because Chuck Norris is his own evil twin, and any attempt to clone Chuck Norris would result in a kitten dying in Mongolia.

 

[pyrosaw]

Half Human Half Chuck Norris. Ya. I went there.

You cannot be spliced with Chuck Norris genes. Chuck Norris's genes explode upon splicing.

Touche. But answer this.....what happens if I splice myself with Chuck Norris's evil twin?

That would also be impossible because Chuck Norris is his own evil twin, and any attempt to clone Chuck Norris would result in a kitten dying in Mongolia.

Jesus, what does it take to get a loop hole around here? You win this round.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Half Human Half Chuck Norris. Ya. I went there.

You cannot be spliced with Chuck Norris genes. Chuck Norris's genes explode upon splicing.

Too late. I already spliced Chuck Norris's DNA with a bit of mad science.
The result was Bruce Campbell, and it is awesome.

 

[New York Patrick]

Half Man/Half Eldritch Abomination

Just because I want to know what that would look/feel like...

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Half man....HALF MACHINE!!!! No....half man half candy machine.....free caaandy :3

and where does this candy come out? does candy = fudge?

it can. and out ya mouth!

 

[Dillo64]

If the candy comes out your mouth, doesn't that defeat the purpose of eating it?