Half Human, Half....

[The Geek Lord]

I'd be a Man and Elf hybrid...

Tanis Half-Elven!!!

Insert Tales of Symphonia reference here.

On topic...

"Death's vastness holds no peace. I come at the end of the long road--neither human, nor devil...

All bends to my will."
-Hitoshura

Why yes, I am a MegaTen fanwhore. However the flying fuck could you guys tell?

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Half man, half hawk. Because Flash Gordon's on TV now, and I have the originality of dish soap while tired.

 

[Naheal]

I'd be fine with being cybernetic. Hell, if someone came up to me right now and said "We'll give you experimental cybernetic augments for free" I'd say "Where do I sign?"

 

[Srdjan]

Half man, half god. Have anyone else thought of this?

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

Hmm... Half man, half "pile of advanced electronics with internet access". I say that because, honestly, all electronics seem to be approaching a megadevice singularity, and THAT'S what I'd fuse with. Part video game system, part computer, part multiband camera, part phone, part microwave, part voice synthesizer, part car, part jetpack, part taser... the list would go on and on, because it would be every piece of tech rolled in one.

Only I'd take the one 5 to 10 years down the line that's rather outdated but holds up very well.

 

[blankedboy]

Half human, half FURRY
Paradox'd

 

[captaincabbage]

Half man, half metaphysical energy-gas. Why? 'cause it would be f**cking awesome that's why. Flying, walking through walls, zapping things woth lighning or turning them to slag. Plus I could be solid when I want. It's a win-win.

Alternatives (comedy only):
Half man, half man
Half man, half MAN
Half man, half mouse
Half man, half you
Half man, half LEGEND OF ROCK
half man, half god
etc.
etc.

I know I have a terrible sense of humor.

half man, half joke machine?

Half man, half joke machine (turned off an assembly line in china 20 years ago), in my case.

Ah, that explains it.

 

[ultimateownage]

Half Man Half Bull.
Then I shall buy myself a labarynth.

 

[The Night Shade]

Half Human Half T-Rex

 

[Alon Shechter]

A breeding horse.
A strong, sexy breeding horse.
Like this one, who looks exactly like my own horse that is now poking out of the window:

Spoiler

Mmmmm.....
I shall be named Bigus Dickus.

 

[Geekosaurus]

Adamantium.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

Half Man, half snake.

 

[Lord Doomhammer]

GENTLEMEN BEHOLD!
I would splice the double helix of a fried pork chop with my room mate RANDAL!

 

[HK_01]

Half human, half Lycoteuthis. I wanna glow.

 

[Chris^^]

half man, half machine, all space marine.

 

[Fwee]

Half man, three quarters bad at math.

 

[Socius]

Oh gods, so many ideas, so little time.
1) A water pistol, the type you have to pump for about six hours before you actually get to, you know, play with the thing.

Oh, you naughty!
seriously, I hope that was intentionally.

Anyhow, Half Man half Crab. Kneel Before Zoidberg!

 

[Palademon]

Half man, half Chuck Norris.
Mwahahahaha.

 

[Lunar Templar]

half human, half demon (Devil May Cry >.>)

or half fox

Fox, and than hope to high heaven that ancient Japanese mythology has at least a nugget of truth (come-on Kitsine, come-on Kitsune).

Tenko (Heaven) Kitsune (Fox), here I come!

P.S: A Tenko type Fox is a Kitsune that, after having reached 9 tails (and has become unimagiably powerful for it) than goes backwrods through their tails, losing them untilk they have only 4 tails. At this point, they are now Tenko type Kitsune, and are one step away from dvinity.

for THAT reason

 

[Palademon]

Half Human, Half Bear....

Half Pig....

Nah man, it's totally half bear, half man-pig.