Half Human, Half....

[Heart of Darkness]

Half man half wolf.

Forget originality, i want to be a were-wolf.

Fuck yeah. This man has stolen my answer, and I'm going to fight him for it come the next full moon.

 

[captaincabbage]

Depends if I'd go on living my normal life, or if I'd become a kick-ass vigilante.

Normal life: Dunno, maybe an awesome super cyborg, so I'd look normal, but be all mechanical-y and useful on the inside.

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Vigilante: Wolf, so I'd be a Vanhelsing-style werewolf, yet with the mind of a man.

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[captaincabbage]

Half man, half metaphysical energy-gas. Why? 'cause it would be f**cking awesome that's why. Flying, walking through walls, zapping things woth lighning or turning them to slag. Plus I could be solid when I want. It's a win-win.

Alternatives (comedy only):
Half man, half man
Half man, half MAN
Half man, half mouse
Half man, half you
Half man, half LEGEND OF ROCK
half man, half god
etc.
etc.

I know I have a terrible sense of humor.

half man, half joke machine?

 

[katsumoto03]

-snip-

you have to pump for about six hours before you actually get to, you know, play with the thing.

*Ahem*


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Wait, no...

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OT: Half Man-Half bear. Why? 'Cause it'd be awesome.

 

[Whitenail]

I'd be spliced with cinnamon, then I could start a new life of spreading the delicious scent to others and hiding in pantries across the world waiting for victims.

 

[Gnikhcil]

hmmmm the choices are as endless as ... dam off topic have to say corpse
yay zombies ^^

 

[Dr_Horrible]

half-human, half- cat (because cats are like ninjas with real claws)

 

[Freeze_L]

Helicopter. why? why not?

 

[Epilepsy]

HA HA HA, i just replied in the wrong thread

ignore everything

 

[kaveradeo]

Phoenix. flight, fire, immortality.

 

[TheEndlessSleep]

Eagle... none of my enemies would ever be safe again... MWAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Flauros]

chair

 

[Biosophilogical]

Half man half wolf.

Forget originality, i want to be a were-wolf. Hmm... or maybe a tiger-man. Tigers are considerably more sexy and/or agile.

This requires lots of thought, and bacon. Bacon holds all truths.

But a tiger is a cat while a wolf is a dog, and dogs are awesome.

OT: Either an awesome werewolf (like, maybe a human with awesome hair (all strategically placed for maximum awesome with wolf senses and pointy ears, so I'd be like a hairy elf) or an angel.

 

[Kakashi on crack]

Depends which portion is being spliced, and I'd have to go with tomato

Think of the endless possibilities!

 

[Drake_Dercon]

Half man, half metaphysical energy-gas. Why? 'cause it would be f**cking awesome that's why. Flying, walking through walls, zapping things woth lighning or turning them to slag. Plus I could be solid when I want. It's a win-win.

Alternatives (comedy only):
Half man, half man
Half man, half MAN
Half man, half mouse
Half man, half you
Half man, half LEGEND OF ROCK
half man, half god
etc.
etc.

I know I have a terrible sense of humor.

half man, half joke machine?

Half man, half joke machine (turned off an assembly line in china 20 years ago), in my case.

 

[Stu1701]

Half human/half Vulcan.

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

Half-man, half-dragon.
Fire breathing and flying? Sign me up!

 

[Hollock]

half man, half Titanic, so I could sink, and have horny teens make sex in a car in my butt :3

 

[OtherSideofSky]

Half-man, half-Cthulu.
All the powers of a great old one and none of that pesky business with the position of the stars.

The everlasting darkness of space would probably yield similar results.

 

[Double A]

Half Charizard. Sure, I'd look pretty screwed up, but I could breathe fire and fly. Which would be incredibly useful in school.

I must become part bear, for bears have skulls so thick that even bullets are like "I don't know what I'm doing".

So will you have a child with a half pig person to create the mythical half man half bear half pig?