Happiness... hap-piness... hap...penis... vaaaaaGINA!

[this_username_sucks]

(Stewie writes "deuschbag" on Brian's headstone)

Stu - "That's not really apropriate.

Stewie - "Of course it is, I loathe that pompus know-it-all"

Stu - "No, no, it's just that the meaning of that word has changed ever since President Deuschbag."

*random flashback*

President Deuschbag - "Now, I just recieved a call from my worthy opponent, Senator Date Rape" *boo* "Now, now, he ran a good campaign, but the people of America have spoken, and they're saying they want four more years of Deuschbag!" *Deuschbag! Deuschbag!*

 

[Barky13]

In Scrubs, when Turk and JD were playing world's most giant doctor.

Turk: I wanna go on top.
JD: Turk, remember what happened when we played giant black doctor, people ran.

Honestly, whenever racism is played for laughs in Scrubs, like when Elliot accidentally insulted Turk's mum.

JD: He's also black. You should make fun of him for that too.

 

[this_username_sucks]

The episode of King of The Hill where everybody thinks that Hank is rich.

Dale - "So, Hank squandered away his fortune. How sad."

Bill - "I heard it had somethin to do with the internet."

Dale - "Usually does."

The main thing that makes this funny is their voices as they talk, the voice acting throughout this show is hilarious.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

The episode of King of The Hill where everybody thinks that Hank is rich.

Dale - "So, Hank squandered away his fortune. How sad."

Bill - "I heard it had somethin to do with the internet."

Dale - "Usually does."

The main thing that makes this funny is their voices as they talk, the voice acting throughout this show is hilarious.

haha, yeah, King of the Hill is always good.

Also,

House: "Don't give me that look. Told you I was halucinating."

Wilson: "Who are you talking to?"

House: *gives Wilson a 'who do you think?' look* "Someone who's not here."

 

[this_username_sucks]

Family Guy, after the Griffins go to Chinatown and meet Jackie Chan.

Jackie Chan "Oh, my God, you're Malcolm in middle!"

Meg "I'm not a boy."

Jackie Chan "Yes you are."