Harry Potter The Eighth Book

[A random person]

Harry Potter and the police box TARDIS
Doctor Who would come in and take the cast on many adventures, such as my many stupid crossover fantasies.

Edit: Here's another idea: Harry Potter and his friends as aurors(sp?) fighting dark wizards. Also they go into the Twilight universe and fight the cast there, showing them what a good fantasy novel is (yes I think Harry Potter is a good series and actually has likable characters).

 

[Octorok]

Harry Potter and the Desperate Clawing Pains of Strife, Misery and Woe, that Slowly But surely Fragment the very essence of his soul and being, while grinding his worthless little nothing of an existence into a gray pulp, trodden down by the speed, ruthlessness and harsh reality of life beyond childhood?

 

[JimmieDean]

"Harry Potter and the wasted dead tree we printed this on"

 

[Kogarian]

Harry Potter and the Murky Molestation Trial

 

[Phenakist]

There isn't going to be an eighth, to quote JK Rowling in an interview "Harry's story is told."

So anymore books about the Happy Potter universe won't be about Harry, simple as

But for a name, I'd vote for....

"Harry Potter, Revenge of the Sith" may not be very original though ^.^

 

[Trivun]

Well seeing as the last book never explained what Harry did for a living when he grew up I'd say it'd be called:

"Harry Potter and The Assistant Accountant".

Due to the fact that Harry is worthless as a wizard (seriously, everything he does is by luck and helpful people) he'd be forced to get a job as a muggle in the banking industry.

He's an Auror now. JK Rowling released a press statement after she published the last book basically explaining what happens to everyone after the book ends. It was this same press conference where we found out that Dumbledore was gay.

 

[darkless]

"Harry potter bitches and moans for the entire book someone else sorts it out and harry gets all the credit"

Bit long winded but ti'm following what happened in the other books.

 

[NewGeekPhilosopher]

Haruhi Potter and the Melancholy of Suzumiya Harry.

THAT... would RULE.

 

[VanityGirl]

Harry Potter and the Prostate Exam

 

[The Tommunist]

harry potter vs a hungry tiger

 

[hopeneverdies]

HP and the Other Wizardy Bullshit

Just to clarify, I like the series with the 5th being my favorite.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

It would be called "Harry Potter and the [Enter title here]


It would be 799 blank pages, and the 1st page would read "You get to write this one!"

 

[MarxistMan]

Harry Potter and the stalking fan-girls

Harry Potter and the night he can't remeber

Harry Potter and the STD

 

[Skeleon]

Harry Potter and the bad Happy Ending.
He goes back in time and kills everyone because he's bored of his happy-go-lucky life. Then he becomes the new Voldemort.
The only way to stop him is for Zombie-Snape to gather an army of Dementors and suck Harry's soul out through his mouth.
The rest of the book consists of Zombie-Snape and the Dementors having a limbo competition.

 

[Tech Team FTW!]

Harry Potter and the Ridiculous Franchise

Harry Potter: TL;DR

Harry Potter: the Philosophical Stoner

Harry Potter and Ginny Weasly: The Story You Don't Want to Know

 

[Slacker2000]

Sorry about that. I was tired and grumpy from a little discussion I had with my parents. I have a little distaste for Harry Potter (as you might've guessed) and LOTR I like particularly because of the story and history. Hope I didn't make to many escapists angry with my comments. Goodnight.

 

[Soren81648]

meh, probably if anything just be about his kids though named by someone who probably put names of people they know into a hat and just drew two out, and filled their last name in, suprised they didn't come out with Ron George Potter.

 

[Mockingjay]

Magic.

Thank you Captain Obvious!

No, thank you Mr. Politemanners.

You never know, JK might feel creative and disclude magic altogether.

 

[Mykonos]

Harry Potter meets David Bowie. That's the only way it can get better.