Harry Potter The Eighth Book

[Dogstile]

i would find it great if the book was 1600 pages long, but each page only had one big letter on, and they spelled out an elaborate joke of sorts

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Well JKR pretty much ended the book by saying "And nothing bad ever happened again. EEEVVVEEEERRR!"

 

[Lord Krunk]

Harry Potter and the Milked Franchise.

There will never be an 8. And if there is, it's not canon.

 

[mordrean]

harry would be out of school and kill malfroy then bring hom back idk i would just deny it ecsistance as long as i could i liked harry potter but i dont like milking a dead cow

 

[AlphaOmega]

Haruhi Potter and the Melancholy of Suzumiya Harry.

THAT... would RULE.

Starring Ron as Koji <3

 

[Jenkins]

Harry Potter and the Vasectomy kingdom

 

[Spacelord]

Harry Potter: the college years. Lots of drinking and sexual antics. One chapter describes how Harry wakes up next to a Muggle. Hilarity ensues.

 

[Tonimata]

Harry Potter and the Midlife Crisis.

This.

I'd love to see Harry's discussion with Ginny about how he is such a self complacent emo, and how they eventually break up and he goes on a series of drunken wand duels against random people on the streets

Or just his accounting problems. I mean, I doubt even the magic world is free of the crisis

 

[manic_depressive13]

Harry Potter and Alcoholics Anonymous

Harry Potter and his kids hating him

I liked the Harry Potter series actually, and after the Twilight epidemic I'm starting to look upon it even more favourably.

 

[Stein Inge]

Harry Potter and the Shotgun, aimed at his face. Held by me.

I guess I've never actually read the books so I might like it if I read it, but jesus! They're thick enough to beat cows to death with!

You avoid what could potentially be a great experience for you, because the books are too HEAVY? That has got to be one of the saddest things I've ever heard...

You misunderstand. I already have a dislike of Harry Potter because of the movies and to me going through that much of something I already don't like seems stupid.

Ah... Thank god for that! I agree that the films are crap (i mean REALLY crap), but the books are a very good read and well worth the time!

 

[Diablini]

Harry Poter and the Cheesy Title

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Harry Potter and his "Experimental" Collage Years.

The sequel.

Harry Potter Gets AIDS.