Have you ever thought of committing a major crime?

[NimbleJack3]

Like murder?

Many. Many. Times.

But society's programmed mental checks stop me and the rest of the population from going batshit. Yay.

 

[leighjet]

ive done some fun things in my time that arent really legal..
nothing thats ever hurt anybody..
dont regret anything

 

[Unca Bob]

Semi-regular thinking. Never actually done any bar a couple of the top five. Only once have I seriously considered committing a serious crime. Boy the rage burned hot that day. Ended up beating the crap out of the scumbag, so I guess that's assault...

 

[kaziard]

everytime someone puts a feking penny in my pint or on another note, when anyone says "chipper" instead of "chippy"

 

[Aytasammich(theoriginal)]

Shoplifting greater than statutory rape?
Remind me to avoid your neighborhood.

 

[Trivun]

I've got pissed off at people (mainly little shits in the lower years at my old high school) and thought about punching them, which would constitute assault. Same with my brother on occasion. But unlike convicts, I have some measure of self control. So yes, I have thought of commiting crimes, just never acted on them. I don't particularly relish the thought of prison, if anyone wants my ass they'll have to earn it. Legally, that is.

 

[Sewblon]

I have thought about committing murder, but the worst I have done is under-aged drinking. Statutory rape is even less likely than murder for me since the only action I have ever gotten was two months ago from my left hand.

 

[Cilliandrew]

Definitely thought about it. Think i'd actually be pretty good, too. My obsessive compulsive nature would insure that no mistakes were made and no traces were left.

I'm almost positive i could be an incredibly effective serial killer.


And no one would ever suspect me. I have spent all my life building up an absolutely flawless record of good character. They would NEVER see it coming, nor suspect me.

It's true what they say: It's always the quiet ones....



Though in university i had a 3rd year computer class that required a massive group undertaking. There were 5 of us in the group. It was a computer programming assignment. We all had our parts to program, and one member of the group volunteered to be the person to compile it all together and submit it. Well, he compiled it all together, and then tried to alter the program in a manner that would incorporate the latest and greatest programming techniques that we had briefly brushed on near the end of the course. He failed miserably, screwed up our program, hadn't saved a backup, and instead of calling us to ask us to resubmit, he submitted what he had (which wasn't working) and then literally skipped town. We never saw him again.

We of course flunked the course, and all of us made a vow that if we ever saw that guy again, we would kill him.

 

[JoshGod]

yes all the time but its the same thing, murdering my brother. it fills me with happiness.

 

[SmartIdiot]

I occasionally day dream about pouring petrol through certain peoples letterboxes then lighting it...

But then I just shoplift under the influence of drugs and alcohol while my car is still running outside and it goes away.

 

[Strategia]

If wanting to bash some douchebag's head in counts, then yes. (The douchebag in question being a former maths teacher of mine who made me go from damn near a maths prodigy to hating the entire subject, convinced I really wasn't any good at it and never could be. Bastard took away my life as it should have been.)

 

[J-Alfred]

I've been tempted to try selling my ADD meds to my fellow students to make a quick buck, but whenever I am I always remember the kid from high school who huffed paint one time and died. I remember that it wasn't the kid's idea to huff paint, but a friend of his. And I swear to myself that I will never do anything that could result in someone's death.

So, in a nutshell: thought of, yes. but never done it.

 

[Mr Cwtchy]

I've had urges to strangle babies.

Does that count?

 

[Takoto]

At the very, very crowded convention center of the London MCM Expo, I've been tempted before to slip one of the small, £2 figures into my bag.

However, I'd never actually do that. I couldn't bring myself to steal.

 

[mattttherman3]

Oh sure when people piss me off I think about punching them out but I don't because that would be illegal, and sometimes they are bigger than me.

 

[Volodanti]

can i just mention i like how you consider shoplifting a worse crime than rape... if you were incharge the world would be very different...

and yeah, regularly, but i generally can't be bothered... covwering up a murder seems like such a hassle, specially if its someone famous

 

[Hookman]

I've thought of mass murder plenty of times,usually in school when my fellow classmates have literally taken on the mentality of lower primates.