Headlines you would like to see on the Escapist

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hey guys, what do you want to show up on the site as gaming/other news filters in?

Spoiler

Valve crashes E3

World governments decide to settle differences in COD: MW3

June 23nd is declared free popcorn day

Hovercars are a reality

Speed of light has been surpassed, Mars mission confirmed

[sub]Those were just what I thought up from the top of my head.[/sub]

Feel free to add an "article" under your sensational headline. Be creative!

Have fun!

Edit: Freelancer 2 is released, Redlin5 gets a free copy for being so persistent.

 

[ChupathingyX]

Mid-year exams have been canceled!

Koei announces Dynasty Tactics 3!

Man successfully utlizes ki and obtains flight.

 

[Zaldra]

Sony and microsoft team up to make the "playstation 720"

 

[Anaklusmos]

Anaklusmos is the most awesome person in the world, we should all send a money to him!

Serious face.

Starcraft Ghost now resumed.
Diablo 3 Release Date set.
BioShock Infinite Demo now available.
Sonic Fan Remix now released.
Biggest Steam Sale ever, all games now 50% off!
New Blizzard competition, whoever wins gets to have their own game idea turned into a reality!
Free Bacon day, every Sunday!
First contact with Aliens.

EDIT: Thought of some more.

Time Travel now possible, the Time Machine is kept in an old warehouse with an old man who's very tired guarding it.
First ever Hover Car made!
Lightsabers are now a reality!
New President of the USA turns out to be a gamer, bans people from making negative media about video games!

 

[Wuggy]

Bioware executive: "JK on the delay. ME3 is coming out next week."

PC gamers officially classified as the "Master Race"

EA and Activision buy out each other, creates a singularity

or

Activision buys out Mojang: "Minecraft 2: Modern Warfare on the works"

 

[Oliman43]

PSN back, go get your free games

 

[EternalFacepalm]

Zombie outbreak! The entire EA-team is eaten!
...That's it.

Activision buys out Mojang: "Minecraft 2: Modern Warfare on the works"

Why would you want that?! D:

 

[Hamish Durie]

nintendo axe the mario franchise and start a new one
"in entirely unrealted news the world has has just ended ended"

 

[Wuggy]

Activision buys out Mojang: "Minecraft 2: Modern Warfare on the works"

Why would you want that?! D:

Hahaha, well I wouldn't want that to happen. I would want to see it. Just imagine the global outcry, I'm pretty sure it'd end in an apocalypse.

 

[lostlambda]

god delayed the end of the world for duke nukem

 

[nbamaniac]

SEGA announces Antartica: Total War and Miss Universe: World Peace

 

[The Apothecarry]

Hippo Eats Dwarf

You can't top that, no matter how hard you try.

 

[SonOfStayPuft]

Justin Beiber In Hilarious Mangler Death
Ubisoft Announce Beyond Good & Evil 2
Microsoft Say NO! to crappy 3rd Party Kinect Games
Billy Ray Apologises For Unleashing Miley Upon The World
Lady Gaga In Normal Clothes Shock!
Jordan Announces Retirement
Kerry Katona Caught Doing Something Useful For Once!

 

[Wintermoot]

JET PACKS NOW AVAILABLE
WORLD FINALLY GOT IT,S HEAD OUT IT,S ASS
just that

 

[Wintermoot]

Hippo Eats Dwarf

You can't top that, no matter how hard you try.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED:
Hippo eat,s dwarf WHILE ON FIRE!!!!!

 

[The Apothecarry]

Hippo Eats Dwarf

You can't top that, no matter how hard you try.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED:
Hippo eat,s dwarf WHILE ON FIRE!!!!!

I stand corrected.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Michael Atkinson crashes E3 drunk, screaming 'I AM THE LAW', goes on shooting rampage.

 

[StriderShinryu]

Ooh, that's an easy one:

Newell Sells Valve To Activision

 

[Tax_Document]

Fable 4 lives up to Peter's expectations, and the player's as-well!


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Hippo Eats Dwarf

You can't top that, no matter how hard you try.

There you go.

OT: Exoskeletons now on the market. WANT.

xxx