Headlines you'd like to see

[Deadbear]

"Metrosexual fashion proved to be leading cause of cancer, banned immediately"
"Australia introduces R18+ rating for games"
"Black Isle to reform, make Baldur's Gate 3"
"Console Fanboys declare war, 10 dead"

 

[Ellisia]

"George Bush's brain found, stored in national archives with Reagen's"

"Blizzard admit 1/2 of all WOW accounts held by Chinese gold farmers"

"Neo-conservatives admit War on Terror impossible to win, James Baker III quoted as saying "but it was good for business" - Carlyle group post massive profits"

"IRS admits Taxes are unconstitutional and illegal"

 

[Surggical_Scar]

'Ultimate Motivational Poster Created: Millions Die Of Exhaustion In The Workplace.'

'Longcat Is Shorter Than Previously Stated. Treasury Blames Budget Cuts.'

'Anti-Christ Born. Immediately Swamped By 1.5 Million Mall Goths, Emos, and Jerry Springer Trying To Set Up A Family Reunion.'

'L. Ron. Hubbard Confirmed To Be A Scientologist Master-Zombie. Max Brooks And Ash Williams Dispatched To Eliminate Problem.'

'Gordon Freeman One-Man Prop Comedy Huge Success. Thoudands Of Headcrabs Brutally Crowbarred.'

 

[tiredinnuendo]

I already posted in here once, but just to add one:

I'll admit that's it's childish, but I'd really like to see a "Your mom" joke posted as a headline, the more juvenile the better, just for the shock value.

- J

 

[Sylocat]

"Seth MacFarlane finally admits he sucks, agrees to cancel Family Guy"

"Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg die slow and painful deaths, known universe rejoices"

"Google goes into PC production, Microsoft and Apple both driven out of the home computer business" (this one is actually going to happen pretty soon)

 

[Broken Blade]

"Your mother smelt of elderberries!"

 

[Surggical_Scar]

'Confirmed: Postcount does affect your penis size. Internet explodes.'

'4 Chan discovered to be a forgotten paradise of a bygone age. Epic SAGE-ing begins.'

 

[G-Jizzle]

"Disney Land Paris Holds massive fireworks display. French army garrison surrenders to Walt Disney"
"Jack Thompson says violent video games are okay. Sales of snow shoes rocket in hell"
"Scientists prove that emos really only have one eye"

 

[agerdemon]

Grudge match Gordon Freeman vs the Vatican take your bets!