Healing mechanics you never understood

[Horticulture]

The TF2 medic's ability to heal himself through pure schadenfreude by shooting his enemies with hypodermic syringes is pretty odd.

 

[RRilef]

Half Life 2: You'd gain health by stepping on health kits and armor by stomping on batteries. Not to mention how you'd gain health or armor by staring at wall mounted dispensers.

 

[Credge]

this is even more fun cos of how much people go on about the game's realism...

You're misrepresenting a statement.

 

[Takabaka136]

I would have to say in any game where you can use a potion to bring back a dead Teammate and yet characters die in the storyline (COUGH FF7) Cough

 

[RRilef]

The TF2 medic's ability to heal himself through pure schadenfreude by shooting his enemies with hypodermic syringes is pretty odd.

I think you may have forgotten a particular gun supposedly invented around 1950 that shoots pure heal.

 

[captain awesome 12]

Fallout 3. How in the hell does drinking out of an irradiated 200 year old toilet net you health points?

Indeed, i think your probably more likely to just fall over dead if you tried that XD

Well I gagged and nearly threw up just thinking about it while laying on my bed playing the game. So imagine what would happen actually doing it...

 

[Mordwyl]

What about The Getaway? You just rest on a freaking wall till even the blood stains on your clothes are gone.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I would have to say in any game where you can use a potion to bring back a dead Teammate and yet characters die in the storyline (COUGH FF7) Cough

I don't think they're really dead in battles, I think they're more like incapacitated. They're still alive, just unconscious.

 

[USSR]

I would have to say in any game where you can use a potion to bring back a dead Teammate and yet characters die in the storyline (COUGH FF7) Cough

HEY, its called phoenix down -.-

 

[Kermi]

Hiding behind a rock, like in Call of Duty 4. That was pretty odd.

this is even more fun cos of how much people go on about the game's realism...

Maybe you'd prefer a game where you step outside, get picked off by an enemy sniper and, if you're lucky, spend the next three years learning to write your own name in a hospital somewhere.

 

[Vrex360]

Fallout 3. How in the hell does drinking out of an irradiated 200 year old toilet net you health points?

You stole the words right out of my mouth.... GIVE THEM BACK!!

 

[captain awesome 12]

Fallout 3. How in the hell does drinking out of an irradiated 200 year old toilet net you health points?

You stole the words right out of my mouth.... GIVE THEM BACK!!

Alas, the deed is done. However in my memoir I shall be sure to give you credit for the idea.

 

[Merteg]

The Mario games. You eat shrooms and flowers.

 

[SultanP]

... You get shot in the leg you cant stand up. ...

For how long? It'd be pretty annoying not being able to stand up for the rest of the game.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Healing bullets.

Seriously, jam all the morphine you want into the bullet, its not gonna make you feel better!

 

[captain awesome 12]

Fallout 3. How in the hell does drinking out of an irradiated 200 year old toilet net you health points?

well you dont know till you try it for real.. it COULD work .. any volunteers?

Eh, you first.

I'll enjoy a nice bottle of Dasani.