Help me think of a name!

[SecretTacoNinja]

N'Dingy Harrr.

 

[IndieRocker]

(insert name of least favorite formula 1 driver or top gear presenter here) because it keeps crashing but never dies

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

A black name you say?

Nothing better than Malcolm text.

Genius.

I suggest 'Aah-ite Phone' [thanks to UrbanDictionary for the spelling]

 

[Terror_666]

I would call it the shiny-shiny-BRICK

 

[LogicNProportion]

Something cute...like Mr.Balls!

But seriously.......

Hand.....banana...