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SnipErlite

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garlicncow said:
SnipErlite said:
Hey. Welcome.

First may I say....STAY OUT OF THE BASEMENT.

Seriously. You do not want to go in there.

Other than that, don't be a troll and welcome. Hope you have a good stay.
Hey the basement is a fun place full of books and potatoes!
No, it's- Ah yes. It.......is........it's wonderfulllll. Everyone go on down to The Basement, while I fetch my headphones to drown out the screams cookies.
 

Yrgen

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SnipErlite said:
garlicncow said:
SnipErlite said:
Hey. Welcome.

First may I say....STAY OUT OF THE BASEMENT.

Seriously. You do not want to go in there.

Other than that, don't be a troll and welcome. Hope you have a good stay.
Hey the basement is a fun place full of books and potatoes!
No, it's- Ah yes. It.......is........it's wonderfulllll. Everyone go on down to The Basement, while I fetch my headphones to drown out the screams cookies.
Haha! I can tell I'm going to enjoy this place. =)
I'll just avoid the basement for now.
 
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SnipErlite said:
garlicncow said:
SnipErlite said:
Hey. Welcome.

First may I say....STAY OUT OF THE BASEMENT.

Seriously. You do not want to go in there.

Other than that, don't be a troll and welcome. Hope you have a good stay.
Hey the basement is a fun place full of books and potatoes!
No, it's- Ah yes. It.......is........it's wonderfulllll. Everyone go on down to The Basement, while I fetch my headphones to drown out the screams cookies.
Tdc2182 said:
Hello there. Dont go in the basement.
We have a very unique, but similar, state of mind here, don't we. It's threads like this that demonstrate just how deranged awesome we at the Escapist are.

I think we should petition to the staff to put a little title under the main banner:

[HEADING=1]The Escapist[/HEADING][HEADING=3]Full of normal people.[/HEADING]
 

Tharwen

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Just... be nice. That way you may survive.

If you see anyone doing anything fancy with their posts, click that 'quote' button to see the code they used to make it. Also, if you want to talk to someone who posted above you, quote them and they'll get a notification.

If you find somewhere where there seems to be a tight group of people who seem daunting to talk to, just try it. They won't tell you to go away, and some of them may be quite nice.

Common sense and logic will take you a long way here.
 

Pandalisk

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And god help you if you go into the Basement's Basement's Closet.

News? Drama?.. Do we have that?.. Oh.. Yeah..I.. Totally cheated on...SnipErlite (Oh i love that game!) With..NeedAuserName and now he's pregnant, yup, Drama, Drama.
 

Thaius

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No need to consider JRPGs a guilty pleasure. They'r plenty awesome, you'll jsut be hard-pressed to find someone on this site who actually knows why they dislike them. That said, JRPGs and Halo are the two topics here that many people love hating on for no reason; just a warning.

Welcome to The Escapist! I hope you have a nice, long stay here! It's an awesome place, it really is. :D
 

HT_Black

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Y HELO THAR!

Just a quick bit of advice, should you not know it already:

This is the internet. Don't take it seriously.
 

PHOENIXRIDER57

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Hey broseph. Whats Yrgen mean?

*Yahtzee comments in this thread, Yrgen immediately dies* No! He was so new to the Escapist!!
 

Mr. Grey

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Welcome to the Escapist!

Fun times shall be had, I can promise you that.
 

Sassafrass

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Furburt said:
Hello!

Hope you have a pleasant stay. Remember to check up on the forum guidelines, get to know the community, and just generally not be a dick. Adhere to those simple tasks, and it'll all go smooth.
The welcome speech got a lot blunter and to the point since I last saw it, hasn't it?

Anyway, welcome to Hell a NORMAL SITE WITH NO MENTAL USERS AT ALL! NONE TO BE FOUND!
... ...Think he bought that?

But seriously, welcome to The Escapist, heed the O Mighty God Furburt's advice above and generally just hang around, relax and shoot the breeze with your fellow Escapians.
 

Yrgen

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PHOENIXRIDER57 said:
Hey broseph. Whats Yrgen mean?

*Yahtzee comments in this thread, Yrgen immediately dies* No! He was so new to the Escapist!!
Hehe, yea let's hope he doesn't.

My nick doesn't really mean anything. It was supposed to be Novalis, in memory of my warrior in wow, but it was taken. o.0
 

maddawg IAJI

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Welcome to the site. Enjoy your stay here, be sure not to troll or be hateful to other posters and you should be fine.

It's nice to see people put effort into introducing themselves. =D You're a better newbie then I ever was and for that I salute you.
 

Blueruler182

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Omikron009 said:
Welcome to the Escapist! I hope you have a pleasant stay.

Also....24 year old boy?
I believe the term is "Man-child," but boy is faster.

Anywho, welcome to my dwelling. You shall pay a fee on the fourth day of every day from here until god dies and comes back just to collect the final sum from you. Hope you enjoy your stay :)
 

Pimppeter2

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I am Pimppeter2, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? "No" Says the man at Ebay, "it belongs to the poor". "No" says the Man at religioustolerance.org, "it belongs to God". "No" says the man at Youtube, "it belongs to everyone". I rejected those answers. Instead; I chose something different. I chose the Impossible. I chose. The Escapist. With a forum where the opinionated would not fear the censor (within reason), where the Moderators would not be bound by petty morality, where the Gone Gonzo would not be constrained by the troll. And with the ache of your fingers (and perhaps a new keyboard), The Escapist can be yours as well...

[sub]IdealistCommi's old welcome speech, gone but not forgotten. :p[/sub]

Welcome to the Escapist.
 

arcainia

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Hey there, welcome to the Escapist. Hope you have a good time here. There's probably nothing disturbing left to say that wasn't already said, so I wont say anything.


I'd keep my bananas away from the closet if I were you though.
 

Tdc2182

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The Maddest March Hare said:
We have a very unique, but similar, state of mind here, don't we. It's threads like this that demonstrate just how deranged awesome we at the Escapist are.

I think we should petition to the staff to put a little title under the main banner:

[HEADING=1]The Escapist[/HEADING][HEADING=3]Full of normal people.[/HEADING]
indeed, welcome to
[HEADING=1]The Escapist[/HEADING][HEADING=3]Full of normal people.[/HEADING]