Hilarious Quotes.
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This wasn't me, but my sister. We were talking to my mum about her constant sun bathing and how she thinks its good for getting rid of spots. I said "Yeah, but it'll turn your skin all leathery", to which my sister responded "And then we'll have to call you shoe-zanne" (for the idiots among you, its a play-on-words because mums name is Suzanne).
Another one from my sister. She randomly said one day; "Whoever said "pi r squared" was wrong. Traditional pie are circle."
Another one from my sister. She randomly said one day; "Whoever said "pi r squared" was wrong. Traditional pie are circle."
me and my friends were watching this movie called Black Sheep
anywho, there's a scene where the sheep crashes its head through a door and baa's at them, and when that happened i said "Here~'s JOHNNY!"
it made everyone laugh =D my finest moment
anywho, there's a scene where the sheep crashes its head through a door and baa's at them, and when that happened i said "Here~'s JOHNNY!"
it made everyone laugh =D my finest moment
During a semi-friendly insult match between myself and a friend (no, this isn't her real name):
"Looking to sell one Deborah. Great reviews, good mileage, all-leather interior!"
"Looking to sell one Deborah. Great reviews, good mileage, all-leather interior!"
During English, I was in the middle of giving a presentation. I can't remember what nation I was talking about, but I was talking about their immigration policy during the 1890's compared to Britain:
"It was somewhat more open than ours. That is to say, they let them in, not that they let them in and liked them"
Probably a You Had To Be There moment, but everyone immediatly cracked up.
"It was somewhat more open than ours. That is to say, they let them in, not that they let them in and liked them"
Probably a You Had To Be There moment, but everyone immediatly cracked up.
From a "How to maintain your sanity at work":
End all of your sentences with "...in accordance with the prophecy."
Example: "I think I'll have a grilled cheese sandwich today, in accordance with the prophecy." Fun, fun.
End all of your sentences with "...in accordance with the prophecy."
Example: "I think I'll have a grilled cheese sandwich today, in accordance with the prophecy." Fun, fun.
"If some people believe they lived thousands of years in outer space as all-knowing spiritual forms, crashed down to earth in the shape of babies, forgot all their memory and can measure their believe in this theory with an Ohm-meter, surely there are people that would believe I'm God"
Said by me in a presentation for Dutch about world domination last week (of course I said it in Dutch at the time)
The presentation was a step by step guide on how to get on top of the world. Humour had priority over realism.
Said by me in a presentation for Dutch about world domination last week (of course I said it in Dutch at the time)
The presentation was a step by step guide on how to get on top of the world. Humour had priority over realism.
In high school, I was on the speech and debate team. At the end of one debate about world hunger, I had five seconds left, and thought to myself, "Okay, I need to wrap this up in a dramatic way that shows that my plan is the best way to solve world hunger", and loudly proclaimed "So, in conclusion, I want food. To eat." I sat down in shame, wondering what the hell I had just been thinking.
During a very dramatic U.S history Lecture, my teacher gives the following speech,
"The world isn't run by the presidents, or the people. It's run by electricity. Even 100 years back, Electricity was a luxury, not a commodity. Now, the power goes out in 1 block of an urban city and chaos ensues. Imagine, if you will, a nation-wide blackout. No phones, no internet, nothing. You can't use your cell phones, your PDA's, your iPods. You are taken away from every electronic you own. Since we live in the city, a mod forms and people start to steal. After a while, your home is broken into. What do you do? Who are you going to call?"
Immediately, me and my two closest friends yell out, "GHOSTBUSTERS!"
Pandemonium...
"The world isn't run by the presidents, or the people. It's run by electricity. Even 100 years back, Electricity was a luxury, not a commodity. Now, the power goes out in 1 block of an urban city and chaos ensues. Imagine, if you will, a nation-wide blackout. No phones, no internet, nothing. You can't use your cell phones, your PDA's, your iPods. You are taken away from every electronic you own. Since we live in the city, a mod forms and people start to steal. After a while, your home is broken into. What do you do? Who are you going to call?"
Immediately, me and my two closest friends yell out, "GHOSTBUSTERS!"
Pandemonium...
One of my best friends in high school said, "The reason so many tornadoes hit trailer parks is because God is a capitalist and hates people who leach off welfare." I thought our teacher would have stroked.
