Some dry-witty ones from another forum, and from my SModeration and such on said forum:
"While being humble isn't a necessity, acting like you've got some kind of severe allergy against it is definetly not a plus."
"Hi. I live in Norway. If we're lucky, we have two months of summer. These months commence now. Girls go randy, booze goes cheaply, everything is a lot more fun, etc. If that's not a valid reason for inactivity, then I will eat your balls."
"Saying you just found Nickelback is like saying you just realized that the Earth has something called the Moon."
"My sophisticated opinion on this report: Lé bleh."
"Being pessimistic is better than believing in elves and flowery happiness sprouting from the magical ass of yours truly. Atleast you might get a pleasant suprise."
"I've always had a thing for Gyarados."
"I find it ridiculously facistic to infract somebody because they're wishing good luck, although it's quite compelling since the target is an accomplished retard."
"I've always wondered why one couldn't make a living from creating tools to castrate humans."
"While "learning by doing" is a nice principle IN THEORY, it works a bit differently when your community consists of 80% idiocy. Sure, a lot of users will learn something, but most of them will most likely have to be pushed round a bit and held by a chain because they never learn anything but OH-JEEZ."
"[Generic positive response to idea in question.]"
"STUPID PEOPLE NEED CLANS TOO!"
"This thread sucks. Closed."
"Can't you guys like, go co-op and apply some time-related pressure on eachother or something?"
And yes, I'm a pretty harsh Super-Moderator with a distinctively pessimistic view on the rest of the community.
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