Hilarious Quotes.
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teacher "one of Hitlers favorite ways of execution was using giant ovens to cook and burn Jews to death"
me " WHAT THE HELL!
girl in my class "so it was like a big Jew pie?"
we all got detention
one class period me and a friend were talking about some fairly dirty song lyrics when a bitchy stuck up snot from my class heard and dropped in to "enlighten us"
friend "yeah that songs pretty awesome"
***** "why are you guys such vulgar pigs "
me " oh i'm sorry were you talking to us? were humans and pigs cant talk so i find your logic redundant go away now."
***** *stunned jaw agape"
me "OH BLINDED BY MAH LOGIC!"
me " WHAT THE HELL!
girl in my class "so it was like a big Jew pie?"
we all got detention
one class period me and a friend were talking about some fairly dirty song lyrics when a bitchy stuck up snot from my class heard and dropped in to "enlighten us"
friend "yeah that songs pretty awesome"
***** "why are you guys such vulgar pigs "
me " oh i'm sorry were you talking to us? were humans and pigs cant talk so i find your logic redundant go away now."
***** *stunned jaw agape"
me "OH BLINDED BY MAH LOGIC!"
"Please go away. I can feel my IQ dropping by proximity."
Can't remember who I said that to, but the person on the receiving end had to respond with "Yer wot?".
My mate laughed so hard beer came out of his nose.
Can't remember who I said that to, but the person on the receiving end had to respond with "Yer wot?".
My mate laughed so hard beer came out of his nose.
I was playing DOOM with my buddy on 360 and I said, "The shotgun is how business is done. Like Visa it's accepted everywhere."
the best quote I've heard was in a geology class. We watched footage of a pyroclastic flow and this French film crew gets caught in it and vaporized. Some kid looks up and goes, "I thought French toast had powdered sugar." Ba zing!
the best quote I've heard was in a geology class. We watched footage of a pyroclastic flow and this French film crew gets caught in it and vaporized. Some kid looks up and goes, "I thought French toast had powdered sugar." Ba zing!
i was picking on my friend one time about something when he suddenly turned to me and said:
"shut up, you gouche cake!"
a guy at work was talking to another man about the weather. when the man turned to the guy and said incredibly casually: "I know what you mean, my ballsack smells like sour milk."
i was sitting at a table with three of my freinds and they were talking about baseball(all of them play i do not). they then turned to me and asked my opinion on something about the subject to which i replied: "i ate a ham once!"
said while playing halo after a few drinks "This shotguns good, better than most!"
"shut up, you gouche cake!"
a guy at work was talking to another man about the weather. when the man turned to the guy and said incredibly casually: "I know what you mean, my ballsack smells like sour milk."
i was sitting at a table with three of my freinds and they were talking about baseball(all of them play i do not). they then turned to me and asked my opinion on something about the subject to which i replied: "i ate a ham once!"
said while playing halo after a few drinks "This shotguns good, better than most!"
my boyfriend: "Yeah, Randy Bachman's a dick... but he made good music."
me: "And I'm sure Hitler made good cake."
me: "And I'm sure Hitler made good cake."
I said this at work, while closing, dishes and pans slamming and people yelling, very noisy place. After my coworker told me about all the shady girls he's slept with i looked at my female coworker and said, out loud so everyone can hear me
"see this is why im celebate!"
everyone stopped what they were doing, shut up, and stared at me in shock. The exact reaction i was hoping for XD
note: no im not celebate
"see this is why im celebate!"
everyone stopped what they were doing, shut up, and stared at me in shock. The exact reaction i was hoping for XD
note: no im not celebate
