HK-47 Day on April 7th

[Haliwali]

Statement: Oh, how I hate that term...

 

[Anarchemitis]

Exclamation: Tommorow is HK-47 day! Remember that you have to talk like this on all threads you go to on Monday.

 

[Larenxis]

Query: Threads?
Statement: I'll be talking like this at school too, meatbag.

 

[Crashtestretard]

Query: could someone tell me all the things HK-47 puts at the front of his sentences?

 

[Anarchemitis]

Agreement: Indeed. But I am very sure that HK-47 only uses one word to label his clauses, or else they become too much of a novelty.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

Statement: A lot of adolescent meatbags will stare at me tomorrow.

Opinion: This will be fun. I can't wait to slau-

Correction: I mean surprise my fellow meatbags tomorrow.

 

[griffinzz]

Query: Can someone start a facebook event for this?

Statement: It might catch on, as it's still early in the day in Europe.

Retort: Of course we give purselves darkside points meatbag!

 

[Saskwach]

Rhetorical Question: Who is this "purselves" that you refer to meatbag?

Belittling Statement: Is it some special breed of human that only you belong to?

*Dark Side Points*

Grudging Praise: That was a Biting Retort.

 

[griffinzz]

Rhetorical Question: Who is this "purselves" that you refer to meatbag?

Belittling Statement: Is it some special breed of human that only you belong to?

*Dark Side Points*

Critizising retort: Is such the best your meatcomputer can devise?

Statement: The obvious retort must be typical of the lower species inhabiting this place.

*Dark Side points*

 

[griffinzz]

Unrelated musing: Should this day not be on the 4th of July? According to international standards, instead of local standards?