Hooray I got drunk!
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There are other things that I would rather do. And just because I'm confident doesn't change the fact that I made a fool out of myself.Pararaptor said:
Gratz, I guess.
Only one more thing to ask:
Drunk or REALLY drunk?
Since there are (at least) five stages of drunk, choose wich one:
1. - "Last night was awesome. I really had fun."
2. - "Last night was awesome. I really had fun. Friggin' hangover."
3. - "Last night was awesome. At least what I remember. Friggin' hangover"
4. - "I will never, ever, do that again. I'd rather put my balls into- uaargh*puke*."
5. - "WTF? Who are you? Where are my pants? What? No, it's not tuesday, it's saturday! Or not?"
Good times.
Only one more thing to ask:
Drunk or REALLY drunk?
Since there are (at least) five stages of drunk, choose wich one:
1. - "Last night was awesome. I really had fun."
2. - "Last night was awesome. I really had fun. Friggin' hangover."
3. - "Last night was awesome. At least what I remember. Friggin' hangover"
4. - "I will never, ever, do that again. I'd rather put my balls into- uaargh*puke*."
5. - "WTF? Who are you? Where are my pants? What? No, it's not tuesday, it's saturday! Or not?"
Good times.
ugh, the first time I ever got drunk was awful. I'm not talking buzzed, I'm talked s***tfaced.
I was 14 years old, so you know I was stupid and inexperienced. My buddy somehow ended up wiht a bar liter of Jim Beam, and we started drinkin it while playing Road Rash (that game was awesome, btw). Fast forward to the end of the night had both my friend and I retching our guts out all over the place and then passing out, covered in vomit, unable to move, while his little brother cleaned up after our dumb asses.
Needless to say I never got THAT drunk again... least not till uni
I was 14 years old, so you know I was stupid and inexperienced. My buddy somehow ended up wiht a bar liter of Jim Beam, and we started drinkin it while playing Road Rash (that game was awesome, btw). Fast forward to the end of the night had both my friend and I retching our guts out all over the place and then passing out, covered in vomit, unable to move, while his little brother cleaned up after our dumb asses.
Needless to say I never got THAT drunk again... least not till uni
you forgot:B2kCyclops said:
"Last night was awesome. Who the hell is this girl? Where the hell am I???"
edit: I had MANY "first drunken experiences". The most "drunken" being sleeping the entire night in the forest because I drank an entire bottle of Williams... but hey, you gotta make that experience at least once in your life.
The part with the girl is, what I usually call an "awesome night"... ;-)Moriarty said:
So, I selfishly implied it to be given.
But 5. is essentially what you had in mind. A total blackout.
And since this list is cross-gender applyable, I simply chose "Who are you?".
This thread irritates me but anyway.
First time, I spilled beer on my friend, made out with some random on a trampoline and laughed at everybody else doing stupid shit like this girl yelling out that she got her period and throwing a guy out of the toilet. Good times.
I can control myself when drinking anyway, unlike many others I have witnessed.
First time, I spilled beer on my friend, made out with some random on a trampoline and laughed at everybody else doing stupid shit like this girl yelling out that she got her period and throwing a guy out of the toilet. Good times.
I can control myself when drinking anyway, unlike many others I have witnessed.
ok, ok. I might have sounded like an alcoholic there, but while it certainly is unhealthy to get hammered, it makes a far more interesting story.
ok, ok I confess getting hammered might not be a smart decision from a health viewpoint, but it certainly is funny.
Maybe I don't remember dancing on the tables last year, but so what? Doing stupid things defines your life. Maybe in 10years some antialcoholic might own thrice my money, but so what? I had more fun along the way.
So in conclusion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fmZCve025Q
Life might be more healthy without alcohol, but it sure wouldn't be more interesting.
I missed the "Last night was awesome" part of 5.)^^B2kCyclops said:
ok, ok I confess getting hammered might not be a smart decision from a health viewpoint, but it certainly is funny.
Maybe I don't remember dancing on the tables last year, but so what? Doing stupid things defines your life. Maybe in 10years some antialcoholic might own thrice my money, but so what? I had more fun along the way.
So in conclusion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fmZCve025Q
Life might be more healthy without alcohol, but it sure wouldn't be more interesting.
It's all good and dandy... but to me, alcohol is more symbolic of people mingling togheter leaving their fear of strangers asside!
I'll partly quote "Uncle Roger" from the movie "Rodger Dodger"; "You drink that drink! Alcohol has been a social lubricant for thousands of years. What do you think, you're going to sit here tonight and reinvent the wheel?"
Not drinking just be unique or holier than thou is just as bad as people drinking to be cool... And there's alcohols recomended for health benifits too! (when drunk in specific ammounts)
It's not agains't the law, and it's one of the last few liberties of this castrated society we live in that we can really still enjoy! (responsibly tho!)
There's just as many flavors as there is music genres in the world! One day you'll find a drink up to your pallet! If you feel like it that is!
I'll partly quote "Uncle Roger" from the movie "Rodger Dodger"; "You drink that drink! Alcohol has been a social lubricant for thousands of years. What do you think, you're going to sit here tonight and reinvent the wheel?"
Not drinking just be unique or holier than thou is just as bad as people drinking to be cool... And there's alcohols recomended for health benifits too! (when drunk in specific ammounts)
It's not agains't the law, and it's one of the last few liberties of this castrated society we live in that we can really still enjoy! (responsibly tho!)
There's just as many flavors as there is music genres in the world! One day you'll find a drink up to your pallet! If you feel like it that is!
I've been drunk a fair few times. When I was wasted is the time to share though:
1) On my birthday I was so wasted that I broke down the toilet door whilst someone was still in there. I also gave my father the finger and urinated on the pool room floor.
2) On my pals bucks night we went camping. We had a competition of who could jump into the campfire the longest.
1) On my birthday I was so wasted that I broke down the toilet door whilst someone was still in there. I also gave my father the finger and urinated on the pool room floor.
2) On my pals bucks night we went camping. We had a competition of who could jump into the campfire the longest.
meh me running around telling everyone i was drunk but, it was my friends first time drunk to and he was so done. he was crying and talking about the universe and hugging all the girls. so i wasn't that bad. being drunk is okay sometimes, sometimes it isn't so fun. the important this is that the girls you are with are drunk *wink*
I hope you enjoy the hangover in the morning. They are always bad, but the first is the worst. Hit's you like a truck.Death_Korps_Kommissar said:
My first experience was when I was 14... I'd drunk before then but I didn't get drunk. No 14 was my first experience. I was at Locke Park at the time. I'd gotten drunk and a mix of cider and vodka. During that drunken haze, I'd slept with a woman who was known at the school as a walking STD, left my clothes at Locke Park because I liked the cool feel of the wind (made sense at the time). Then I ran through one end to the other, ran home, got hit by three cars (escaped with bruising because the cars hit the brakes quick enough) and once I got home, I fell down the stairs and slept where I dropped. Thank God my parents weren't home.
I stopped drinking alcohol for about 3 years after that.