Horrible games as punishment

[Ldude893]

Half Life 2. Even though it's not that bad, it's remarkable mediocrity compared to the praise it receives will help them appreciate good games, and teach them a lesson aboot people liking things for no apparent reason.

I beg to differ.

 

[shadyh8er]

I would make them play Devil May Cry 3. I don't care if they get carpal tunnel, they'll stop when I say so. They would have to skip the cutscenes, kill every single enemy, and I will offer no help if they get stuck.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

Silver Surfer for the NES.

You can come down from your room either when you're ready to say you're sorry or when you've beaten the whole game.

Just pray your child isn't LordKat, the guy who beat Silver Surfer.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

I'd make them play my copy of Metal Gear Solid 4. It crashes like nobodies buisness.

 

[Gunner 51]

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls - avert your eyes from the horror that is...

 

[Asuka Soryu]

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls - avert your eyes from the horror that is...

You sir, win.

 

[Gunner 51]

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls - avert your eyes from the horror that is...

sic...

You sir, win.

Thank you very much, Asuka-san!
*Takes a bow*

 

[Cousin_IT]

Ground Zero: Genesis of a New World.

A terrible fallout clone & a terrible game in general. Terrible! No one deserves such punishment, so it would be reserved for when I'm feeling particularly malevolent.

 

[smearyllama]

Not because it's bad, but I make them play Morrowind without any walkthroughs.

It's actually sadistic.

What is wrong with you? Anyway, I'd cheat your system and use the Elder Scrolls wiki. Not a walkthrough per se...

OT: Infected for the PSP, and my sealed copy of Metal Arms for the Gamecube. Without opening the packaging. On hard.

 

[Madara XIII]

superman 64...no question

Down Right Diabolical!!

LOL Have them Play Custer's Revenge and Final Fantasy XII

We'll see how long they can last hearing. "I'm Captain Basch Fon Ronsenburg from Dalmasca"

MWAHAHAHAHA

 

[Madara XIII]

I'd make them play my copy of Metal Gear Solid 4. It crashes like nobodies buisness.

LOL wtf did you do to it?!?

 

[Madara XIII]

I would make them play Devil May Cry 3. I don't care if they get carpal tunnel, they'll stop when I say so. They would have to skip the cutscenes, kill every single enemy, and I will offer no help if they get stuck.

And to Up the ANTE, make sure It's the Original Copy of DMC 3 (Not the Special Edition) on Hard Mode...Hehehehe that is pure evil

 

[Cubanfrog]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R... Hell, even I crap my pants while playing that game...

 

[Spark Ignition]

if i had a girl i would force her to play any of the Saw video games

wow responsible parenting much? I wouldnt punish them with a game in a style they wouldnt like, but with a game that was ridiculously boring/hard to teach them that life's not easy and exciting and fair all the time something like Overboard on hard mode. Ahhh when hard MEANT hard....

 

[Legendairy314]

Left 4 Dead 2, On Expert, With only AI companions. *Laughs Maniacally*

 

[BenTheWolf]

Note to self. Don't click on this link again in a dark room and get way too into it...

Screw kids taht scared the hell out of me XD

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Force them to play the original Ninja Gaiden until they beat it. ._. I know, I'm that evil.

Edit: WAITWAITWAIT!!! Final Fantasy XIII. The whole way through, with no sleep. Mwuhahahahaha...

Double-Vey Edit: WAITWAITWAIT!!! Amnesia: The Dark Descent. In the dark. With full volume. With headphones.