horrible horrible things we did in games that we're shamed to admit.

[Inco]

When i am pissed off, and i mean pissed off massively.
I take satisfaction in brutally murdering zombies in the gardeners barn in dead rising.
But i guess that is my raw frustration being taken out on pixels, so it is not the same as doing it to real people. But still, i still think its quite horrible.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

In Fallout 3, I had this thing where I'd get really into the game and start thinking like I really was my character, and I started to think "All these people coming after me, I need to start sending a warning that I'm not to be messed with." So, after I'd kill someone, I'd whip out my Chinese Officer's Sword, cut off their heads, and sit the head down in their crotches.

Yes, I am a sickening, horrible example of a human being. SUE ME BITCHES.

Please don't take the above comment seriously, I don't want to get banned today.

 

[ANIM4L M0TH3R]

Commiting genocide on the ghouls in Fallout. I just hate their flaky faces.

 

[Banana Phone Man]

In rollar coaster tycoon I would pick people up and drown them in my parks sacrificial scenic lake just for fun.

 

[Sev72]

Playing GTA:4 at my friends house and trying to see the most hilarious way we could kill civilians. The competition to see how high you could get one to bounce off a car was pretty funny. Of course the cake went to pushing a car off an on ramp type thing with a helicopter onto the pedestrians below.

Actually...All that was pretty funny, I am not exactly ashamed to admit it either.

 

[TheTurtleMan]

There was one time in Fable 2 where I had sex with a prostitute and then killed her in front of my wife and kid.The murder and adultery wasn't the bad thing,I just think it was horrible that I didn't murder my family afterwards.

 

[TheMadDoctorsCat]

In Oblivion I punched all the horses in the game to death. No one, and I mean no one, was going to ride horses but me. I had a fucking horse monopoly in cyrodil and I'll be damned if I was going to let anyone get in on my action. I'm not ashamed to admit because there is something about punching horses to death, even in a video game, that is hilarious to say but it still counts I guess.

Yesterday I Was bored in WKC so I changed my characters armor to something that could at best be described as "a belly shirt and hot pants" and followed somemone around their home town typing out the lyrics to "milkshake" in all caps until someone started another mission. Everyone but the guy I was following thought it was hilarious.

You PUNCHED them to death? Damn, that's hardcore dude.

I wanted to see the "bad karma" endings in Fallout 3 so started my journey through adolescence murdering every single occupant of Vault 101 the moment I first got Amata's father's pistol. Literally everyone (except Amata, who can't die anyway). For some reason it felt... wrong.

 

[J474]

Probably seducing and marrying a naive peasant woman just so I could lead her off into the wilderness and sacrifice her to Satan.

My Fable character was kinda messed up.

Yeah, I did that to four peasant women. Simultaneously.

Actually getting them there was hard, as they kept bickering and hating me. I somehow managed it, though

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

Ahhh...
Slaughtering the entire population of the opera level in Hitman: Blood Money.
I then went around making sure they were dead by planting a bullet square between the eyes.
And it was amusing, watching a security guard ragdoll-cartwheel down the stairs becasue of a well-placed burst of automatic Silverballer fire.
But I honestly felt kinda... creeped out and ashamed at my own murderous enthusiasm.

 

[J474]

Ahhh...
Slaughtering the entire population of the opera level in Hitman: Blood Money.
I then went around making sure they were dead by planting a bullet square between the eyes.
And it was amusing, watching a security guard ragdoll-cartwheel down the stairs becasue of a well-placed burst of automatic Silverballer fire.
But I honestly felt kinda... creeped out and ashamed at my own murderous enthusiasm.

That was my method of how to do a level on Hitman. First I'd kill everyone, to get the layout of the level et cetera, then I'd go through stealthy-like to see what's what with the NPCs, then I'd go for it for real. I did that on literally every level on Blood Money. Ah, I miss that game, why does the original Xbox version not work on the 360?

 

[Fenra]

I was having a really bad day so as "stress relief" as I justified it, I loaded up prototype, got to a heavily populated civilian area and spent forever just grabbing and absorbing thier innocent, helpless, squishy bodies in the grusome ways it would let me... worst part is it felt good...

 

[tbbrownah]

In Saints Row 2, I went to the beach and shot every fat woman wearing a bikini.

...I was having a rough day. Please don't judge me by that alone.

 

[VitaminJ]

On Perfect Dark for the Nintendo 64, I would go on multiplayer, create matches consisting of my self and the maximum amount of Sims, all on the same team, and spend hours upon hours teamkilling them. I remember getting up to over 650 kills in one particular instance.

 

[Varanfan9]

In Fallout 3 I saved right before I nuked megaton and did it 17 times in a row each time saying a catchy line before doing it. It was the best half hour ever.

 

[Hithlain]

I used to go around and kill all the women who made sexy comments to me in Grand Theft Auto 3. Yeahhh.... I just thought it was annoying.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

What is this "shame" you people speak of?

Is that the one where you get a strange feeling when you find out one unkillable NPC has ruined your plans to clear an entire city of it's inhabitants? Or is it the feeling you get when your high visibility murder of a civilian has failed to gain the attention of local law enforcement, thus robbing you of the fun of wiping out 20 heavy armed opponents with nothing but your fists? Oh! I know.. it's the one where you're too slow in dragging the naked corpses of your victims into place to spell out "THIS CITY IS MINE!" before the first bodies start fading out, isn't it?

 

[brettman170]

I killed the drug dealer in the fourth trial of Heavy Rain.

I still don't know if it was really the right choice or not.

 

[zehydra]

Anything sexual. (Morrowind's... what was it called, "House of Earthly Delights"?)

 

[RanD00M]

I'm a girl but...in KH2 Kairi's skirt is so short...so I wiggled the camera around and found out you can see her undies! And they have a little red ribbon on them even! WTF Disney?!

Please tell me how to do that....I' fricking love her,okay?

OT:I'm ashamed to admit the fact that I have raped a person in a video game.It was a game called BattleRape 2.I still have no idea why I downloaded that game.