How badly have you ever been physically hurt?

[Donbett1974]

Dislocated shoulder for 18 months till it popped back into place.

 

[Gooble]

Hit in the balls with a cricket balls, without wearing a cup-I didn't cry, just punched the ground and grunted all manly like

That or when running/slightly bouncing down the stairs in our house and smacking my head on an overhanging concrete structure.

And more traditionally, breaking my arm, though I don't really remember the pain at all, it was about 12 years ago and I was 7.

Ooh, and crashing into another cyclist on my bike, falling off and scraping all the way down my arm, shoulder to wrist. Then paying £30 for a new wheel.

 

[chumpzilla_69]

Accidentally slit my thumb open with a pen-knife while trying to close it ( by flipping the blade down) i tried to shake it out at first but the blade just ebeded itself deeper. Tissue came out on the blade. It hurts just thinking about it.

Also ive broken several fingers playing non-contact sports (1 basketball (left ring) 1 softball (right middle)) and i did one playing rugby.

Also Groin-strain. That hurts like a *****, i had to drag my sorry ass home

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Is it strange for me to find reading all this satisfying?

Worst for me? axe incident which lost me my right little finger to a stump and the end of my ringfinger. Fkin painful.

 

[EXPLICITasian]

i broke my lower back in two places taking a helmet to it during a kickoff... i still dont understand how it happened seeing as the person who tackled me was in front of me...

I also broke my nose running into my pee-wee football coach

and broke my finger in half (ya its weird), catching a football

Maybe I should take a hint...

 

[SimplyTheWest]

i was doing BMX jump...bad start
and fell of the top of one...hit my head on a tree
thank god my mum made me wear a helmet for once
so, remember kids....always wear your helmet!
Also, when i was about 5-6 i slipped up and hit my head of the corner of a paving slab...still got the scar.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

i was pushed from behind (illegal) in a lacrosse game and shattered my collar bone. there were pieces of it floating around in my shoulder, and some of the bone ripped through the skin and i was bleeding everywhere. i now have a plate and 6 screws in my shoulder and am still lax'n it up.

 

[the captain]

I once cracked 3 ribs, broke 2 fingers, and broke a knuckle in a wrestling match when I was in high school.

The ribs got cracked when the other guy illegally gut wrenched me. And I fucked up my hand after the guy started bitching to the ref for disqualifying him and he started calling me a pussy so I got up and punched him in the face about 10 times before the refs or coaches realized I wasn't laying on the mat anymore.

It was well worth the 2 meet suspension that the state gave me, since I wasn't healthy enough to wrestle for almost a month after it.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

I got shot... TWICE. Let me tell you something, it's a *****. Not the most painful thing in the world but very annoying. My friend also broke his penis about 10 seconds after i was shot. What an odd coincidence. (shifty eyes)

 

[jockslap]

when i was about 12, i climbed up a tree with a couple of friends to see if it was suitable for a fort, the wind blew and i fell, it was about 13 or so stories high and i hit a bunch of branches, i broke my wrist, i broke 2 ribs and dented 1, i broke my nose, my finger, and i had to get stitches for my forhead, i dont remember how many, but it wasnt too many, like 40 or something.

 

[Bluntknife]

12 years of racing motocross I've my fair share of injuries.
3 broken ribs
Pretty sure I'm up to about 5 concusions
2 broken helmets
Dislocated scapula (shoulder blade)

But on the plus side I usauly get a fun flight before gravity starts draging me down.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

Hmm, car crash, got a concussion.
Shot in the leg.
Buckshot to the back.
Horse threw me once. One of the only time I got on one, too.
Three stab wounds.
Shall I continue?

Yes, please do continue.

Well, many a barfight, seem to be hit with baseball bats, crowbars, tire irons, and golf clubs
Anyway, I recently got to see what the underside of a golf cart looks like, I've been thrown from go carts plenty, I've gone through the windshield of my friends car from the outside, Had my left leg ran over by a semi, got to walk around with three



You sir are a manly man full of pure manliness and testosterone.

 

[WolfMage]

*snip*
You sir are a manly man full of pure manliness and testosterone.

Heh, yeah. Oh, and recently I got to see the inside of my knee. Forcefully.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

My arm use to dislocate its self =/..

 

[MattyDienhoff]

I spend little time outdoors nowadays, so I rarely sustain any injuries. Even when I did spend a lot of time outdoors being active, I never got seriously hurt, just skinned knees, stubbed toes, sprained ankles and the occasional torn muscle.

I've never suffered a bone fracture.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

I once ended up with a branch through my thigh. Another time it was a car key. And a pair of knife wounds.

Nothing too serious - all were fixed with stitches and antiseptic.

 

[Kabutos]

Spinkick to my jewels.

It's a good thing you can't remember physical pain.