How badly have you ever been physically hurt?

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Doug

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WolfMage said:
Doug said:
WolfMage said:
And I'd be having a damn good martini.
(Must...Not...Say the line...!)
Give in to your desires and turn to the dark side. It is...inevitable...

EDIT: Also, given the rest of your post, I think your officially allowed to use "My mother-in-law" jokes.
"That is the sound of inevitability. That is the sound of your death. Goodbye, Mr. Anderson."

The chick who shot me would be my mother in law, but it's kinda frowned upon for 15 year olds to marry each other. Just sayin'.
Just saying, its in the bank for when you need it ;)
 

arcus_angelus

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Bruised my ribs in high school during a stupid tackling drill. Here's the drill.

Take ball and run straight. Do not deviate from your course, do not try to dodge the tacklers, get tackled.

Seriously, that was a drill. So I go running in a straight line to be tackled by either our number 1 corner or our number 1 linebacker, i'm not entirely sure because they came at me at the same time. It hurt lots. Bruised ribs. Stupid drill.
 

WolfLordAndy

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Labyrinth said:
CoziestPigeon said:
WolfLordAndy said:
Amusing thing is footballers that claim hockey is a womans sport.
You pansys need weapons. We use our bodies.

>_<
I challenge you to take part in a year 11 Womens ice hockey game. See how vicious that shit gets.
Just to clarify, I mean field hockey, and "soccer". Ice hockey has pads and helmets and stuff!
 

Booze Zombie

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Walked into a chair and bent my little toe sideways... or the time when a metal wire went though my outer skin and I had to pull it out of that thin layer of said skin.
 

Swenglish

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meatloaf231 said:
I fell down an entire flight of stairs and landed on a cactus.
I'm sorry, but that sounds like something I watched on Cartoon Network the other night.
 

meatloaf231

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Swenglish said:
meatloaf231 said:
I fell down an entire flight of stairs and landed on a cactus.
I'm sorry, but that sounds like something I watched on Cartoon Network the other night.
Except this actually happened. It really does hurt, though. The pain comes not from the needles being embedded in you as much as it comes from trying to get them out.
 

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PersianLlama said:
I feel lucky, a straight kick in the balls is the worst I've had.

I get that at least 3 times a week playing rugby. 'Tis painful to say the least, should probably get a cup...
 

Zer_

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Broke a toe. Fortunately I have a desk job so I don't have to spend my days standing on it. Still getting to and from work was a *****. Toes are really one of the worst bones to break.
 

Ursus Astrorum

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I happen to be a lucky person, the worst I've had was a micro-fracture on my foot because I got pissed at my bike's squeaky tire and kicked it... While I was on it. Foot slammed into the tire fork and I did a somersault over the thing.

It stopped squeaking, oddly enough. I proceeded to walk, run, and jump around for about a month before experiencing any long-term pain. And even then it wasn't that bad. Still, it was an excuse to use a cane and be an ass to my friends and get away with it.

EDIT: WOOT! MY 150th POST! FREE CAKE FOR EVERYONE!
 

Mcdouchedeluxplus

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a few years ago I dislocated my right elbow when it got caught between the tarp and frame of a trampolen

When I was five I fell down the bleachers at a football game and broke my nose and when i was 4 or 5 I ran my head into the tailgate of my dad's truck

and lastly a year ago i was climbing a tree for the hell of it and the branch I was on broke and when i hit the ground I just kind of lied there for a while then the branch that broke hit me in the head
 

CoziestPigeon

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Labyrinth said:
CoziestPigeon said:
WolfLordAndy said:
Amusing thing is footballers that claim hockey is a womans sport.
You pansys need weapons. We use our bodies.

>_<
I challenge you to take part in a year 11 Womens ice hockey game. See how vicious that shit gets.
Wait, seriously? I'm Canadian, I know ice hockey. Women's is tame a my kitten. They aren't even ALLOWED to hit eachother.
 

Yokai

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Although I've never broken a bone, I've still sustained some nasty if minor injuries. I sliced about halfway through the gap between my thumb and index finger with the sharp edge of a tuna can while feeding my cats. Damn cats.
I also managed to get a half-inch long piece of pottery embedded in the ball of my right foot once while walking across my driveway. Don't know why it was there, but it didn't really hurt going in. Coming out, however, was a different story. I must have lost about a mugful of blood in the process of removing it.
Once when I was about nine I was using a razor blade to cut up a piece of Styrofoam (God only knows why) and shaved off just about all the skin on the left side of my right index finger. Being nine years old and afraid of being caught using a razor blade to slice stuff up, I coated my finger in Band-Aids and then wrapped it in about 30 miles of scotch tape to stop the bleeding. Needless to say, pulling off the bandages after a week, it did not look pretty. So yeah.
 

Slayer_2

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I broke my leg biking (door prized) 6 weeks ago, in 2 days I walk! It didn't hurt, just confused me and all I can remember is my brain telling me to haul my usless carcass off the road before I got ran over.
 

Labyrinth

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CoziestPigeon said:
Wait, seriously? I'm Canadian, I know ice hockey. Women's is tame a my kitten. They aren't even ALLOWED to hit eachother.
I saw the above title game once.. well, the middle of it. Three people were off with blood streaming down them by the time I left.