How did you do that?

Neonbob · Nov 28, 2009

They killed the one person I loved most.

How did you brush your hair with a welding torch?

DJude · Nov 28, 2009

that was back when i had an afro of steal

how did you outrun that boulder?

Neonbob · Nov 28, 2009

I used a car.

How did you mess up your eyes?

DJude · Nov 28, 2009

again, the sheer power of my awesomeness caused me to spontaneously burts into flames

how did you come to owning so many copies of one book?

Neonbob · Nov 28, 2009

I shot it with a .50 caliber rifle.

How did you not die after touching a live wire?

christ917 · Nov 28, 2009

They say you can't judge a book by its cover so how was I to know they were all the same.

How did you get your cow down the stairs?

Neonbob · Nov 28, 2009

I kicked it. It worked, too!

How did you stuff a fish?

christ917 · Nov 28, 2009

Donkey Kong taught me.

How did you fall and miss the ground?

DJude · Nov 28, 2009

OH MY GOD I DONT KNOW!

how did you get up there?

DJude · Nov 28, 2009

i used my giant robot of myself

how did you know what i was going to say?

clairedelune · Nov 28, 2009

You didn't increase the syllables in any of the words you used.
How did manage to see me from over there?