How did you do that?

[Ren3004]

By talking something you said out of context.


How did you destroy the Internet?

 

[Ren3004]

The craziness called out to me.


How did you start talking with yourself?

 

[DJude]

by putting a nice friendly inviting sign over it

how did you go a whole 3 hours without me?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By not noticing you were gone.

How did you get offended?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being quick.

How did you get that girl to notice you?

 

[DJude]

im just that damn good

How did you unexpectedly join my army of ninjas and assassins?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being a ninja assassin.

How did you not notice that huge yellow thing in the middle of the room?

 

[TheSentinel]

I was distracted by the mariachi band.

How did you survive that explosion?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By using a shield.

How did you drain me of all my energy?

 

[DJude]

By being apart of that mariachi band

how did you come to be apart of a barber shop courtet?

 

[Ren3004]

By knowing how to use a knife.


How did you discover who the killer was?

 

[DJude]

it was in the news

how did you divide by zero?

 

[Metric Monkey]

I'll show you. *reaches for calculator*

Spoiler: Results

How did we just live through that?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By the image being broken.

How did you divide by infinity?

 

[Ren3004]

I did? OH SHI-
[HEADING=1]BOOM![/HEADING]


How did you blow up that toaster?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With my mind.

How did you cure the world of all illness, even moral decay?