How did you do that?

[Malevolent Stranger]

I killed all the guards

How did you mein 4 fish?

Ninja'd

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

I used a fishing pickaxe, of course.

 

[pope_of_larry]

well you did not ask any thing so this is my answer

How did you forget to write a question

 

[Pm0n3y]

I was rushing out the house, and didn't have time to write a question.

How did you buy Google?

 

[Eggsnham]

Funny story about buying google really, you see there was this woman, and she looked vaguely like my mother *4 pitchers of beer and a long ass story later*

How did you survive the nuclear holocaust?

 

[Neonbob]

I have a nice bunker.

How did you get an egg yolk out of the shell without breaking it?

 

[War Penguin]

I told it to. I can talk with animals even if they're not technically living.

How did you know I was going to say that?

 

[Neonbob]

Because I saw you with your head up against the glass at the zoo, drooling and making odd noises. Then you pissed yourself and the gorilla threw a sizable turd at the kid you had mentioned hating earlier.

How did you black out?

 

[War Penguin]

The gorilla also threw a turd at me.

How did you find out how many licks there are until you reach the center of a tootsie pop?

 

[Neonbob]

Dedication. And too much free time.

How did you breach my defenses?

 

[Cargando]

With none but the very armies of Hell itself! Six hundred and sixty-six legions of demons all charging on my command! It was... exhilarating...

Anyway, how did you turn Kieran to ice? And once you've told me, turn him back, or there'll be big trouble young man.

 

[Neonbob]

I hit him with my ice scepter. It's an awesome thing.

How did you kill off my entire tribe?

 

[Cargando]

I sent Gordon Ramsey in. Harsh, but effective. They were dead within hours.

How did you words up my mix?

 

[Neonbob]

I scrambled your brain. With a bendy straw.

How did you locate a TRex?

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

I didn't... It located me.
How did you forget to eat for a week?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I did?
*collapses from hunger*

How did you not feed me, Seymour?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By not having any food for you.

How did you eat my neighbors?

 

[DJude]

i turned them into soylent green first O_O

how did you know it was a cookbook?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By reading what was on the cover.

How did you know that that was not made of human?