How did you do that?

[orangebandguy]

With a Neo.


How did you crash the ice cream van?

 

[Ren3004]

With a waffle van. Ice cream and waffles attract each other.


How did you crash the hot dog stand?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Very, very carefully.

How did you kill someone with a bar of soap?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I gave it to the AVGN and he made it a super powered rage bar of soap.

How did you make a car using a wrench and random pieces of metal?

 

[Neonbob]

I hit the metal until it gave in to my will.

How did you bring down the great wall of china?

 

[SteakHeart]

I used one of your nukes.
[small]Pay you back later![/small]

How did you use l33t in your posts and not get banned?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

B3c@us3 the m0ds th1nk 1'm @w3s0m3!

How could you read that?

 

[CounterAttack]

The same way as always. With bolter in one hand and chainsword in the other.
Cookie for telling me who said that.

How did you build that mecha army?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I exhausted your pitiful moon.

How did you exhaust my pitiful moon?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Time magic. And money.

How did you blow the internet up?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I asked Pimppeter 2 to help me out.

How did you grow a second thumb on each hand?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being really freaking awesome... and magical... and full of rageguy.

How did you not know what rageguy was?

 

[LewsTherin]

He knows because I told him.

How did I escape from that coffin that was bound in chains and sunk to the bottom of the ocean?

 

[CounterAttack]

I did a barrel roll and the chains/coffin asploded.

How did you sneak into the Oval Office?