How did you do that?

[ThreeWords]

Because he's my brother

How did you not know that, given that my name is William Snipes?

 

[Neonbob]

I thought it was just a weird coincidence!

How did you make an earthquake with a cupcake?

 

[ThreeWords]

Extreme case of indigestion

What was in the sup cake?

 

[sam_savage1393]

Definitely not sup... Not my fault.

How can you make your enemies disappear in thin air?

 

[bcponpcp27]

By closing your eyes silly!

How did you dig under that building whilst jumping over it?

 

[ThreeWords]

With the POWA OF FIYAH!

Yeah, it's a pity they skimped on the physics engine on this version...

Did you just jump over a chest high wall?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I used gears of war controls.

How did you become an alien menace?

 

[Erja_Perttu]

I teamed up with Sigourney Weaver and Chuck Norris.

How did you manage to make a candle explode?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Small bombs.

How did you scare off all the children?

 

[A3Bf72rVWE5hA]

with a minigun

how did you kill the taco bell dog?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With a zombie.

How did you build an armada in sixty hours?

 

[j1-2themax]

Knowing every criminal organization known to man has its advantages.

How did you survive that 30 story drop?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Slowfall.

How did you not know that was a real ability?

 

[bcponpcp27]

I'm grounded in reality.

Why aren't you grounded in case of ninja lightning!

 

[CounterAttack]

I'm immune to lightning spells.

How did you beat Saxton Hale in a fight?

 

[bcponpcp27]

By combining Bruce Cambell with Christian Bale's raw fury! (It made another Saxton Hale and they killed each other)

Why don't you like Winston Churchill!?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Aren't you wrong, and aren't you forgetting the rules?

How did you forget the rules?

 

[j1-2themax]

I have the memory of a drug addict. Please forgive.

How did you get up there?

 

[CounterAttack]

I jumped. One of my RP characters can do that. (Malcolm Kage, The New Generation)

How did you avert the worldwide crisis?

 

[j1-2themax]

I blew the living crap out of it.
Then I blew the living crap out of it some more.

How did you manage to survive two nukes?