How did you do that?

[AgDr_ODST]

Im made of Awesome I can not be destroyed.

how did you become a hindu rockstar God thing

 

[Dark Knifer]

I set my hair on fire and danced like crazy.

How did you invade france beofre pimpeter2?

 

[CounterAttack]

I one-man Scout-rushed them.

How did you sneak into the Oval Office and steal the Football?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I used the spys disguise kit and pretended I was the head of the NSA

How did you survive a fight with Saxton Hale

 

[CounterAttack]

I used his own Jarate against him, then headshotted him from across the map, then backstabbed him, then tied him to the payload before it exploded, then used every taunt-kill simultaneously on him, then Jarate'd him again, then backstabbed him again, then pulled all his chest hair out one by one, then shaved his mustache, then shaved his second mustache, then headshotted him again, and finally stole his hat and stuck him in an infinite loop with my portal gun.

How did you defeat an entire army of Eyelander&Targe Demomen while you were armed with a foam noodle?

 

[Dark Knifer]

The foam noodle had a microscopic nuke in it.

How did you punch obama in the face and not get arrested for it?

 

[Strid]

Because I'm Macgyver.

How the hell did you eat the whole thing!?

 

[CounterAttack]

With the power of TIME (echo echo) ITSELF (echo echo).

How did you win a spork as first prize in a raffle?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

my stomach is a black hole. and I want seconds

how did you beat the game without burning the rope?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I used a cheat code.

How did you drown in a kitchen sink?

 

[CounterAttack]

I accidentally left the plug in, and stuck my head in the rising water to figure out why it wasn't going down the drain.

How did you write a copy of the dictionary in 30 minutes?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I have absolutely no idea, but maybe those 50 drinks I had had something to do with it...

How did your leg "accidently" kick a space shuttle out of orbit?

 

[Neonbob]

I had a leg spasm. Totally unintentional.

How did you learn to cannonball into the street?

 

[CounterAttack]

Well, first I had to drag a diving board into the middle of the street, then I learned to noclip.

How did you move a grand piano to the other side of the hall with one finger?

 

[Neonbob]

I turned off friction. That made everything so much easier.

How did you link arms with the world?

 

[CounterAttack]

The world loves me. How else?

How did you cheat death for three thousand years?

 

[Neonbob]

Every time it tried to take me, I punched it in the face.
Then it got lucky and got me while I slept.
I used his mom to beat him and then came back, though.
I think he understands his place now.

How did you space your thoughts?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I put up walls and file them in alphabetical order.

How did you die by standing on one foot?

 

[CounterAttack]

I overbalanced and impaled my head on a spike.

How did you learn to Matrix-dodge?

 

[Dark Knifer]

In time my young padawan... In time...

How did the whales become the dominate species in the universe?