How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I took a year off.
See what happens?


How did you cut circulation to your left eye?

 

[CounterAttack]

Well, it was the one time with Jim and the electrical socket... I'm sure you know the details.

How did you earn $100,000 via email?

 

[Dark Knifer]

The president of jamaica gave it to me after helping him with overseas issues.

How did you not hit that guy at point blank range?

 

[Neonbob]

I sneezed, okay?

How did you freak out thousands of people in three seconds?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I said I was an alien in Timesquare

how did you cover cut through the fat *****'s(rosie odonell) flab and kill her?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a very large chainsaw.

How did you dull the blade of my favorite knife?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I tried to cut a hole in a flag pole with it

How did you stop the north koreans

 

[wolfy098]

I got a 0 and a / and another 0 and time got muddled

How did you find the tardis.

 

[Galad]

with a torchlight

How does an elephant shadowdancer hide in plain sight?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

by being aroun other elephant shadowdancers.....DUH


how did you fail at life?

 

[Neonbob]

I ate it. Duh.

How did you manage to make mustard into gold?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I feed King Midas hotdogs

how did you make asparagus taste like chocolate

 

[j1-2themax]

I have a fondue pot the size of Rhode Island, I can make almost anything chocolate.

How did you manage to avoid my guard dog?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I traumatized him by making his puppies into steaks

how did you making a statue blink in a staring contest

 

[Code Monkey]

You know a shortcut. (shhhh)

How did you know my password?

 

[j1-2themax]

Your name is not a good password.

How did you finish that whole sandwich?

 

[FieryButterfly]

I'm natural born with a big mouth

How did consume all that toxic waste?