How did you do that?

[oppp7]

I used the power of Captain Planet.
How did you kill Captain Planet?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I never stopped littering

How did you fix the recession

 

[Ren3004]

I printed money in large quantities.


How did you find out I did that?

 

[Neonbob]

You had ink all over your hands.

How did you prevent yourself from stinking like a monkey?

 

[oppp7]

I took a shower.
How did you catch the ghost horseman?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'm just awesome like that

How did you level up so fast

 

[Daffy F]

I killed all the Boars in the WORLD!

How did you cure AIDS?

 

[Neonbob]

I killed everyone who had it.
What? It worked!

How did you manage to lie to the world?

 

[Daffy F]

I used a false mustache. What?

How did you kill that Ninja?

 

[Azraellod]

I shot him with a cannon.

How did you conceal that skyscraper?

 

[oppp7]

I used invisible paint.
How did you find it?

 

[Azraellod]

I walked into it by accident.

How did you break that priceless ming vase?

 

[Neonbob]

I threw large rocks at it in spite.

How did you make a song of your life?

 

[oppp7]

I payed a musician to write it.
How did you learn the value of friendship?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I had it apprased at my local petrol station.

How did you end up in china when you went rollerskating yesturday?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I fell into a wormhole.

How did you cause nightmares to all the children of the world?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I put the jonas brothers on all the tv's of the world. Screwed them up for life.

How did you find your phone after you flushed it down the toilet?

 

[oppp7]

I fought several armies of rat people for it.
How did you clone the rat people?

 

[Code Monkey]

With science of course.

How did you not see that coming?

 

[CounterAttack]

My constant experiments with my team of "Scientists" recently blinded me.

How did you avoid being blinded with science?