How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Skill.

How did you get so short?

 

[Neonbob]

I cut my shins in half.

How did you locate my tongue?

 

[Code Monkey]

I held your nose until you had to open your mouth.

How did you break the game?

 

[Neonbob]

I smashed the board with a hammer.

How did you bring us to the final hour?

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

I set all the clocks forward

How did you ride the lightning?

 

[Neonbob]

I bought a semiconductor and then told physics to fuck off.

How did you program my computer to swear at me for years?

 

[oppp7]

I taught that paper clip to do it.
How did you mess up this sentence?

 

[Neonbob]

I removed the punctuation.

How did you put palm leaves in your toes?

 

[Sleekgiant]

With a rapid stabbing motion

How did you wake me from a coma

 

[Neonbob]

I slapped you until you woke. It was fun.

How did you move Florida?

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

I swam through the air!

How did you do this to the postman?

 

[Neonbob]

I shot him. With a puppy.

How did you hide my dolphin?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I didn't.
I just stole your eyes.

How did you not notice your eyes were missing?

 

[Ren3004]

I couldn't see them.


How did you take them?

 

[brtshstel]

I used a clever distraction that made you think they were still there.

How did you open that can without a can opener?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I used my teeth.

How did you think that was uncool?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Because Jaws( the guy not the shark) is better at biting.

How did you make all my money disappear

 

[Neonbob]

Fire. Fire fire fire.

How did you put some rice in the middle of an eye?

 

[oppp7]

Rice cannons.
How did you open the portal?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Incantations and a vampire loli.

How did you become and expert mounted archer in 20 minutes?!