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axle 19

Bearer of the Necronomicon
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By listening to the voices in my head.
They may not agree much but they do have great ideas.

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axle 19

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I took them over the course of a year.
What? You never gave me a time constraint.

How did you punch god in the face and live?
 

axle 19

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I shot it out of a cannon.
You never said it had to go all the way through.

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Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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You left the door to it wide open, buddy. And the stuff you had in there smells rather strongly.

How did you get a superconductive polymer out of a sheet of paper?
 

axle 19

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I switched them when you weren't looking.
Then I switched the paper for your wallet.

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Asturiel

the God of Pants
Nov 24, 2009
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Hey those potato chips on the desk were just collecting mold man.

How the hell did you drown a fish?
 

axle 19

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I had it crushed into a singularity.
It tasted like a spicy tuna roll.

How did you defeat skynet and save John Conner?
 

axle 19

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I locked neonbob in a padded room for a month.
I appeased him by giving him the coordinates of a massive meeting of whales and a nuke.

How did you outrun the flash?