How did you do that?

[axle 19]

I created an untraceable spambot.

How did you stay awake for 2 weeks?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I take caffeine through an IV drip.

How did you survive your encounter with the Grue?

 

[Tsunimo]

I wore a sweater vest.

How were you able to kill Godzilla?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I beat him in a limbo contest.

How did you lose the game?

 

[The Infinite]

Because you just told me about it.

How did you eat a years worth of gravy in one night?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I opened my mouth really wide and thought happy thoughts.

How did you deflect the asteroid?

 

[The Infinite]

With a massive sound system and a kicking Baseline.

How did you convert lead into gold without the Philosophers Stone.

 

[Omegatronacles]

With lots of paint.

How did you open the trapdoor?

 

[The Infinite]

The key was under the flowerpot. Seriously you need a better hiding place.

How did you make Mr. T into the fool?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I pitied him.

How did you obtain that gold pocket watch?

 

[axle 19]

I stole it from you when you weren't looking.

How did you capture the unicorn.

 

[The Infinite]

Using a lot of horse tranquilizer.

How did you freeze hell over?

 

[axle 19]

I introduced twilight into the equation.
The sparkly vampires made Satan go mad and freeze hell.

How did you become a mod?

 

[Neonbob]

I just behaved very well and then one day they recognized that.

How did you become an idol?

 

[The Infinite]

Everyone loved my smile.

How did you destroy that mountain?

 

[Neonbob]

Well, it involved a black hole, a large boot, and a good swift kick.

How did you slip far enough to die?

 

[The Infinite]

I just kept going and going, I eventually starved to death.

How did you find that steak?

 

[Neonbob]

It was really, really rare. I followed the blood.

How did you stand Autotune the news?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I autotuned my brain to quit working

How did you find a loophole in my contract

 

[Neonbob]

I searched through it for hours. You're welcome.

How did you get another roommate?