How do get girl-friend and baby?

[Sean Hollyman]

At some point in my life, I would like baby, and maybe even a girl-friend or a wife. Starting family looks like a good idea. I'm sure a lot of you has baby and girlfriend, so how does one achieve this goal?

Also, I have never had a girl-friend in 16 years on this earth..

 

[scorptatious]

Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? A girlfriend and maybe a baby?

I don't really have any experience in the matter as I've never had a girlfriend myself. But I wouldn't really worry about it.

And you said you're 16 and you want to have a baby? I can't say that's a very good idea. You still have your whole life ahead of you. A baby requires a lot of time, money, and commitment.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? A girlfriend and maybe a baby?

I don't really have any experience in the matter as I've never had a girlfriend myself. But I wouldn't really worry about it.

And you said you're 16 and you want to have a baby? I can't say that's a very good idea. You still have your whole life ahead of you. A baby requires a lot of time, money, and commitment.

I don't want one right now, I meant in future, xD

 

[scorptatious]

Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? A girlfriend and maybe a baby?

I don't really have any experience in the matter as I've never had a girlfriend myself. But I wouldn't really worry about it.

And you said you're 16 and you want to have a baby? I can't say that's a very good idea. You still have your whole life ahead of you. A baby requires a lot of time, money, and commitment.

I don't want one right now, I meant in future, xD

Ah, I see. XP

OT: But yeah, I guess if you want a girlfriend, I suggest, well... talking to them. That's a pretty good way to start.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? A girlfriend and maybe a baby?

I don't really have any experience in the matter as I've never had a girlfriend myself. But I wouldn't really worry about it.

And you said you're 16 and you want to have a baby? I can't say that's a very good idea. You still have your whole life ahead of you. A baby requires a lot of time, money, and commitment.

I don't want one right now, I meant in future, xD

Ah, I see. XP

OT: But yeah, I guess if you want a girlfriend, I suggest, well... talking to them. That's a pretty good way to start.

I do, but it never seems to get me anywhere :|


What do you do if there's a girl sitting across the other end of the room, and you have no idea who she is?

Also, I swear she and her friend pointed and talked about my Stormtrooper jacket >.>

 

[Adam Galli]

Easiest way it to get off the computer and start making friends. Your friends have friends and those friends have friends so on and so forth. Along the line there almost has to be a girl looking for the same thing you are. But you are young and don't put your focus now on finding that special girl. A lot of people meet their mates in college. At that point girls and guys know where they want their lives to head. A girl in high school may just wanna party and have fun but that same girl after college may be a steady job and a family. Just be patient and when the right girl comes along you'll know it.

 

[BernardoOne]

Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? A girlfriend and maybe a baby?

I don't really have any experience in the matter as I've never had a girlfriend myself. But I wouldn't really worry about it.

And you said you're 16 and you want to have a baby? I can't say that's a very good idea. You still have your whole life ahead of you. A baby requires a lot of time, money, and commitment.

I don't want one right now, I meant in future, xD

Ah, I see. XP

OT: But yeah, I guess if you want a girlfriend, I suggest, well... talking to them. That's a pretty good way to start.

I do, but it never seems to get me anywhere :|


What do you do if there's a girl sitting across the other end of the room, and you have no idea who she is?

Also, I swear she and her friend pointed and talked about my Stormtrooper jacket >.>

Then you go to the other end of the room, walk up to her and say the best ice-breaker ever "Hello".
It CAN be that simple(ofcourse, not every girl is the same, yadayada.) You really dont have to do much, just try to be natural. And you should not go with the "dating mindset" if you dont even know the girl. Just talk and small talk, chat about more general and common topics, and start knowing her. Just socialize, dont really think about dating and stuff, people today put way too much thought into that. It will come eventually and naturally. And the more you socialize with people the easier it will be.

 

[evilneko]

Obligatory. Slightly related. [http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf]

That is all.

[small]This is a joke thread right?[/small]

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Obligatory. Slightly related. [http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf]

That is all.

[small]This is a joke thread right?[/small]

I was thinking the same thing

'I want babby.

How do?'

 

[Kahunaburger]

[small]This is a joke thread right?[/small]

I hope so.

[small]I can't tell.[/small]

 

[drudail]

Obligatory. Slightly related. [http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf]

That is all.

[small]This is a joke thread right?[/small]

I almost pissed myself when viewing this video. I have always wondered about the morons who cannot even be bothered with basic grammar, let alone spelling. This is a great take on that concept!

O/T: I used to be an extremely shy person. At a particular point in my life I decided I didn't want to be that way anymore. As was stated above, being social takes practice. Don't just talk to girls, try to strike up conversations with anyone and everyone. First of all, you might make some great friends who know girls looking for someone like you, but it will also allow you to get used to talking to people, so when you see that perfect girl across the room you'll have the confidence to go talk to her and see if she really is perfect.

A game that people in my job like to do (it involves a lot of talking to people to try to get information) is to challenge yourself to get girls' phone numbers. Go to the mall on a saturday and set yourself the challenge of collecting seven phone numbers (how we do it at the advanced levels, maybe start with one or two). This will get you used to talking to girls with the express purpose of getting a follow-on meeting. That's how you'll get your dates.

But seriously, 16? No babbies! I am thirty and almost lose my mind every night with my four kids!

Captcha: Yee Haw!

 

[deserteagleeye]

If there is no one else left, she will be have no choice.
(just wanted a reason to use plank.)

 

[Jedoro]

Stockholm Syndrome. Find a cute girl, kidnap her, and keep her until she falls in love with you.

 

[aestu]

Be successful and keep your nose clean. Build your life and the women will come.

Never marry an American woman. Get an import from Asia or India. They understand loyalty and are worth a man's devotion.

 

[Rawne1980]

How do get girl-friend and baby?

Mail order.

Order a bride over the internet it saves time and effort.

Note to those overly serious folks, this is not a serious answer. I, in no way, advocate buying a girlfriend over the internet .... you don't know what kind of baggage she'll turn up with (budum tish .. i'm here all week folks).

 

[Nerexor]

I recommend Craigslist. Put an ad in the "wanted" section and see what pops up.

 

[Bobic]

Stockholm Syndrome. Find a cute girl, kidnap her, and keep her until she falls in love with you.

It worked in Beauty and the Beast, it can work for you too OP!

 

[McMullen]

Is this thread a play on the whole "How does make babby" meme or however it went?

I hope so.

Be successful and keep your nose clean. Build your life and the women will come.

Never marry an American woman. Get an import from Asia or India. They understand loyalty and are worth a man's devotion.

Incoming gender war in 3... 2... 1...

 

[Colour Scientist]

I was thinking the same thing

'I want babby.

How do?'

Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much (or are really drunk) they hug in a special way. Nine months later a stork will fly to your house, like bird-Santa, and leave you a little bundle of crying, messy, vomiting, expensive, time-consuming joy.