How Do Midgets Fold Blankets?

[MajWound]

Even though this is "Off-Topic Discussion", this question might be a little TOO off-topic. But I can't get this question out of my head.

How do midgets fold blankets? Furthermore, how do they put fitted sheets on their mattresses?

 

[DJDarque]

You win the prize for most ridiculous question I've ever seen asked on this forum. As for an answer, I'm going with they fold them by laying them out.

 

[TheHaunted]

Couldn't they just lay the blanket on the floor so that it'd be easier to fold?

 

[FalloutJack]

I agree. Laying them out just seems sensible to me.

 

[Chase Yojimbo]

Laying on the floor, or laying it on the bed. Still though, this is the biggest WTF question I have faced so far...

 

[zacaron]

perhaps blankets proportional to there size? but if not im going to go with the general consensus in that they get the blanket spread out on the floor or other similarly flat surface and fold it till it is a managable size

 

[DefunctTheory]

Furthermore, how do they put fitted sheets on their mattresses?

The same way normal sized people with big beds do it: With great difficulty.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Laying on the floor, or laying it on the bed. Still though, this is the biggest WTF question I have faced so far...

Oh there will be others.

And I suppose laying it out on the floor would be the easiest way. Not like they have the arm-length to do it standing up.

 

[Erana]

I roughly fold a big blanket, then stand on something to sort it out. Between the fold and my increased height, I'm able to fold king sized duvets. Bedding can be big, so I don't think height really matters after a certain point.

 

[Fwee]

Did you ever fold a blanket as a kid? Probably something like that.
Although now that I think back, I didn't fold blankets as a kid, just tied them around my neck like a superhero and jumped naked down the stairs. I don't know why but with my siblings, if you were a superhero you needed a cape and a costume, and since we didn't have costumes we dressed in only our imaginations.
I... might have just shared too much.

 

[MajWound]

I'm still confused on the fitted sheets. I can barely do it on my bed, and I'm pretty gangly.

 

[Goofguy]

I'm still confused on the fitted sheets. I can barely do it on my bed, and I'm pretty gangly.

Smaller beds maybe? Keep it proportional so that it's fair for everyone...

 

[Lullabye]

With their hands?

 

[SilentCom]

This is the silliest question I've read on the forums. It made me laugh =D

OT: Best way to find out is ask a midget, or little person, whatever they preferred being called. (Political correctness FTL). My guess is they probably just set the blanket on the ground or enlist help for those really big blankets.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I think there's a forum member who's a midget. If he's still active, he'll probably enlighten you.
My money is on blankets that are proportional.

 

[iita]

My father's a midget. The answer is: they don't, they have average sized friends, relatives, or in his case, wives, who do.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

They either lay them out, get someone else to do it, teamwork, or proportional items.

 

[Lang901]

I think there's a forum member who's a midget. If he's still active, he'll probably enlighten you.
My money is on blankets that are proportional.

yep thats me.
i just fold them as best i can