How do you answer the phone?
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"Hey" not navi style mind you.
What does annoy me is people whole answer the phone by telling you there number.
either a) i know the number I called it or b)if its a wrong number they say it too fast for me to catch and I'm going to assume I'm right anyway
What does annoy me is people whole answer the phone by telling you there number.
either a) i know the number I called it or b)if its a wrong number they say it too fast for me to catch and I'm going to assume I'm right anyway
On the "regular" phone-lines (stationary etc) I always answer with my family name since I live in a house of 5.
For my cell I tend to be more creative with typical "Oi!" "Aye?" "Wot?!" "Yo!" and the occasional "Morning." (only employed at night-time)
For my cell I tend to be more creative with typical "Oi!" "Aye?" "Wot?!" "Yo!" and the occasional "Morning." (only employed at night-time)
If my bff Nicole calls: sluuuuuuuuutfaaaaaaaaaaace!!!! or whatever Rocky Horror Picture Show quote I can think of
if my boyfriend calls: i either meow at him, or quote South Park or Unforgotten Realms...lately i answer with "Lemon Grenades gooooo!"
for everyone else it is usually just "hello?"
if my boyfriend calls: i either meow at him, or quote South Park or Unforgotten Realms...lately i answer with "Lemon Grenades gooooo!"
for everyone else it is usually just "hello?"
"Hello" or "Hi (caller)."
Sometimes if it's my brother I'll say "What do you want?"
And occasionally "Y'hello" (a contraction of 'yes' and 'hello,' it's sounds a lot like 'yellow').
Sometimes if it's my brother I'll say "What do you want?"
And occasionally "Y'hello" (a contraction of 'yes' and 'hello,' it's sounds a lot like 'yellow').
"Hello Domino Pizza, can i take your order" (they say something) "Would you like chips with that, if you get chips with it, you also get a free 1.5 litre bottle of coke"
I don't answer the phone at my job, but when I'm at home, I always answer with an high voiced "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH YYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHH" which makes it very interesting when it's an important phone call.
"Thank you for calling Dirty Harry's Adult Novelty shop, how can I help you?"
"If you keep calling this number, I swear to fuck, I'm going to hunt you down and tear your fucking throat from out your ass"
"Choclate Starfish And The Hotdog Flavored Water?"
"Who the fuck is this?"
(If it's a male) "Oh hi, sweetie!"
(If it's a female) "Sup dog? Chillin' with yo *****?"
I could go on... Telemarketers hate me. I'm sure some company somewhere uses my recordings as some sort of training exercise. I usually just make shit up on the spot, especially if I recognize the number. I only do the more obscene ones with my house phone.
"If you keep calling this number, I swear to fuck, I'm going to hunt you down and tear your fucking throat from out your ass"
"Choclate Starfish And The Hotdog Flavored Water?"
"Who the fuck is this?"
(If it's a male) "Oh hi, sweetie!"
(If it's a female) "Sup dog? Chillin' with yo *****?"
I could go on... Telemarketers hate me. I'm sure some company somewhere uses my recordings as some sort of training exercise. I usually just make shit up on the spot, especially if I recognize the number. I only do the more obscene ones with my house phone.
