How do you answer the phone?

[Arkhangelsk]

Any special form of answering? If it's someone I'm close with, like my siblings, I'll answer with "Cake or death?" and "Ghostbusters". It's always fun to use famous labels or sayings.

 

[XJ-0461]

I usually answer with "hello?" or something like that. I feel boring now.

 

[andrat]

I've found "Hello" generally works well.
If I'm bored than it's "Thank you for calling Topper's Pizza, may I take your order"

 

[AkJay]

Sometimes i answer "Hello" is a really deep voice to mess with people.. i'm weird.

 

[Mardy]

"Hello." To everyone.

 

[Padfoot13]

I say "Joe's taxidermy, you snuff em, we stuff em."

or

"Joe's crematorium, you kill em, we grill em."

 

[fenrizz]

"Hi" or something along those lines.

 

[RazielDethAngel]

If it's so one I know I don't even say hello I just pick up the phone and start talking to them

 

[Laura.]

"Hi?"
or "Opticians. What can I do for you?" when at work.

 

[andrat]

I say "Joe's taxidermy, you snuff em, we stuff em."

or

"Joe's crematorium, you kill em, we grill em."

You my friend, deserve a medal

 

[Krakyn]

"County Morgue."

 

[DazZ.]

If its someone close and im outside itll be something overly happy and loud, or whatever in-joke we have going at the time.

Picked up when I didn't know the number and was really enthusiastic, I thought id know who it was by voice but didn't. Both talked about our days and then the dude asked if I was John or something (Im not John). That was fun.

But I answer curiosly now to unknown numbers.

 

[chefassassin2]

"Yeah, kitchen, this is Paul."-At work, though probably 8 times out of 10 I answer my cell phone the same way by accident.

 

[Stormz]

I just say "hello" simple but effective.

 

[Jharry5]

Usually I go for the vintage "Hello".

I'm boring like that...

 

[-IT-]

I'll usually respond with 'moggol', damn those catchy kpn commercials for brainwashing me .

 

[zauxz]

Hi, would you like to enlarge your penis today? only 95.99 blah blah blah...

 

[Blackmagic1515]

"Hello? Is it me you're looking for?"

Ok, I just say hello, plain, simple, boring hello.