How do you answer the phone?

[sky14kemea]

snip

*siiiiiigh* this could take a while

ah well, *relaxes with tea and biscuits while you find a thing that doesnt exist*

Where is it? I saw it here last week?! Ah well, better use my Nuke instead.

go ahead, i can counter it with a Spock

 

[sky14kemea]

snip

*siiiiiigh* this could take a while

ah well, *relaxes with tea and biscuits while you find a thing that doesnt exist*

Where is it? I saw it here last week?! Ah well, better use my Nuke instead.

go ahead, i can counter it with a Spock

Commander Data, I choose you!

fine, i'll just ask Black Mesa for help

 

[BoxCutter]

A very monotonous "Hello." every time.

This

 

[Lukeje]

"Hello?"... but in a manner which suggests that you are wasting my time and as such you'd better make it quick.

 

[Davey Woo]

"Hello."

Or if my mum hands it to me saying its a friend.
"Y'alright dickhead?"

 

[loomis527]

ello this is toco bell?

 

[sky14kemea]

snip

*siiiiiigh* this could take a while

ah well, *relaxes with tea and biscuits while you find a thing that doesnt exist*

Where is it? I saw it here last week?! Ah well, better use my Nuke instead.

go ahead, i can counter it with a Spock

Commander Data, I choose you!

fine, i'll just ask Black Mesa for help

I counter with the SPARTAN II program.

this is madness....

i'm outta here maaaaan *takes cake and leaves*

 

[Agent Larkin]

If it is my Grandmother: "Hello Nanny how are you?"
If it is any of my Aunts or Uncles: "Larkin inc demolitions. Like your hopes we knock em down" They actually dont mind that.
My parents: "Ahoy-hoy"
My friends: "Hai?"
My sister: "What do you want now you crazy crazy women?"
My freind who loves MGS: "SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" I even put on a Roy Campbell accent.

 

[Fairee]

snip

*siiiiiigh* this could take a while

ah well, *relaxes with tea and biscuits while you find a thing that doesnt exist*

Where is it? I saw it here last week?! Ah well, better use my Nuke instead.

go ahead, i can counter it with a Spock

Commander Data, I choose you!

fine, i'll just ask Black Mesa for help

I counter with the SPARTAN II program.

this is madness....

i'm outta here maaaaan *takes cake and leaves*

*steals cake and runs* Mai cake!

 

[sky14kemea]

snip

*siiiiiigh* this could take a while

ah well, *relaxes with tea and biscuits while you find a thing that doesnt exist*

Where is it? I saw it here last week?! Ah well, better use my Nuke instead.

go ahead, i can counter it with a Spock

Commander Data, I choose you!

fine, i'll just ask Black Mesa for help

I counter with the SPARTAN II program.

this is madness....

i'm outta here maaaaan *takes cake and leaves*

*steals cake and runs* Mai cake!

noooooooooooooo! the hedgehog has my caake!

damn, foiled again, *swishes cloak and leaves thread*

 

[Agent Larkin]

snip

*siiiiiigh* this could take a while

ah well, *relaxes with tea and biscuits while you find a thing that doesnt exist*

Where is it? I saw it here last week?! Ah well, better use my Nuke instead.

go ahead, i can counter it with a Spock

Commander Data, I choose you!

fine, i'll just ask Black Mesa for help

I counter with the SPARTAN II program.

this is madness....

i'm outta here maaaaan *takes cake and leaves*

Dont leave you just need

Spoiler: inspiration

Now get back out there and knock there cotton socks off.

 

[About To Crash]

"Hornbottom's Taxidermy, you snuff 'em we stuff 'em."

There's a worse one I have, when I'm sure it's a friend, but it's bad enough that I think I run the risk of getting my ass banhammered.

 

[Kuta-Lines]

"Crematorium! You kill 'em! We grill 'em!"

Always gets a few...."Huh's?"